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 Post subject: Mariah Carey played to goats
PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:36 pm 
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A farmer in England is playing Mariah Carey to his goats, and claims it increases their milk production. Like the poor little devils don't have a miserable enough life.

http://www.boston.com/news/source/2010/12/_a_goat_farmer.html

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:54 pm 
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Just because goats will eat anything doesn't mean they will listen to anything! Poor goats.

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i opened this thinking it would be about the goats having to listen her christmas music, and it was! that makes it a million times worse.


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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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I misread the title of this thread as "Mariah Carey prayed to goats." I was very confused (and amused).


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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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Surely this is some form of animal cruelty? We should liberate the poor wee goats.

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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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poor goats.

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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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Poor goats, yes, but I at first thought this thread title meant that she put on a concert for goats and I thought, hey, maybe there is something interesting about her!


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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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Tzippy wrote:
I misread the title of this thread as "Mariah Carey prayed to goats." I was very confused (and amused).


*snort*


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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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the obvious question is: DO THEY FAINT? because i would forking faint it i were hooked up to a milking machine and listening to mariah carey. assuming i didn't chew off my own leg to escape....

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I actually thought that this thread was going to be about Mariah Carey playing a concert for an audience of goats.

I am a little disappointed that it isn't.


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Sarah-Jane wrote:
I actually thought that this thread was going to be about Mariah Carey playing a concert for an audience of goats.

I am a little disappointed that it isn't.

Same.

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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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CommunistDaughter wrote:
Surely this is some form of animal cruelty? We should liberate the poor wee goats.

I agree! At least they aren't forced to watch Glitter. THAT would be immensely cruel.

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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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b.vicious wrote:
Sarah-Jane wrote:
I actually thought that this thread was going to be about Mariah Carey playing a concert for an audience of goats.

I am a little disappointed that it isn't.

Same.

Like Laurie Anderson and Lou Reed's high-frequency concert for dogs?

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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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b.vicious wrote:
Sarah-Jane wrote:
I actually thought that this thread was going to be about Mariah Carey playing a concert for an audience of goats.

I am a little disappointed that it isn't.

Same.


Me too! I imagined Mariah standing on an apple crate in a muddy field, transfixing a crowd of rescue goats with her 8 octaves.


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b.vicious wrote:
Sarah-Jane wrote:
I actually thought that this thread was going to be about Mariah Carey playing a concert for an audience of goats.

I am a little disappointed that it isn't.

Same.


Same same.

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Sarah-Jane wrote:
I actually thought that this thread was going to be about Mariah Carey playing a concert for an audience of goats.

I am a little disappointed that it isn't.

Me too! I was hoping for video!

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 Post subject: Re: Mariah Carey played to goats
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designedtobekind wrote:
Sarah-Jane wrote:
I actually thought that this thread was going to be about Mariah Carey playing a concert for an audience of goats.

I am a little disappointed that it isn't.

Me too! I was hoping for video!

Once I realized that wasn't true I was like, why am I in this thread?!

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