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joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having  Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:45 pm |
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lavawitch wrote: tinglepants! wrote: All you one-month-or-lessers are amateurs...I wish I were only going without for a month--then I might be able to kinda sorta remember what it feels like.
If I don't count a few spats of 90-second sex earlier this year (yeah, really), I'm looking at three years. So, do I beat you, HoveringDog? You are ALL amateurs. Nobody in this thread beats me. I might have you beat.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:48 pm |
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lycophyte wrote: Dr. Apricot wrote: I've gone 5 years without sex, which I do not recommend. I last got laid at the beginning of August, but now that I'm no longer on hormonal birth control, my sex drive is out of control. Sigh. I guess it can't be too bad because I still have standards. I don't even have anyone to lower my standards for!! Who am I kidding, I'm just shy and don't know how to flirt nor do I usually know how to perceive someone elses's flirt. I'm actually not particularly shy anymore, so I really don't know what my excuse is. I am generally very oblivious though, which is why I am driving myself bonkers trying to interpret my crush. I am determined to do something about it next month when I'm back in town, assuming my clueless, socially challenged self can figure out what the hello to do. Btw, it has been almost 10 yrs for me. Hopefully nobody else here is pathetic enough to beat that record, except by choice. So, can I be queen of the no sex thread? It might make me feel better.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:49 pm |
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joyfulgirl wrote: lavawitch wrote: tinglepants! wrote: All you one-month-or-lessers are amateurs...I wish I were only going without for a month--then I might be able to kinda sorta remember what it feels like.
If I don't count a few spats of 90-second sex earlier this year (yeah, really), I'm looking at three years. So, do I beat you, HoveringDog? You are ALL amateurs. Nobody in this thread beats me. I might have you beat. Bring it on!
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Meggs
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:53 pm |
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tinglepants! wrote:
There can be only chicken lady. And yes, I am really Scott Thompson.
Fine. You be chicken lady. I do not look like a chicken nor wear my skirt up near my armpits. Sadly, H-dog is ignoring us both anyway.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:35 pm |
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Three years and a bit, but it's okay. I might rather live without intimacy. I'll leave now before I depress you all. :D
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:55 pm |
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tinglepants! wrote:
There can be only chicken lady. And yes, I am really Scott Thompson.
woah, woah woah. If that is the case then your lack of sex issues have just ended. Hellooo
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tinglepants!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:09 pm |
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Oh, you caught me, Boober. I'm not Scott Thompson. That's why no one wants to sleep with me.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:31 pm |
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:51 pm |
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tinglepants! wrote: Oh, you caught me, Boober. I'm not Scott Thompson. That's why no one wants to sleep with me. Er, this is sort of awkward, but the Chicken Lady was played by Mark McKinney. So...maybe you really are the Chicken Lady...Mark.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:55 pm |
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All I know is that I'm NOT the chicken lady. J-dub has seen photographic proof of this via Facebook.
And yet here I am.... in the thread about the sex that some of us aren't having. I feel quite at home here.
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tinglepants!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:57 pm |
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j-dub wrote: tinglepants! wrote: Oh, you caught me, Boober. I'm not Scott Thompson. That's why no one wants to sleep with me. Er, this is sort of awkward, but the Chicken Lady was played by Mark McKinney. So...maybe you really are the Chicken Lady...Mark. So the real reason no one wants to sleep with me is that I've mixed up the cast of the Kids in the Hall and have ruined all potentially sexy nerd-cred. I have failed life.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:05 pm |
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tinglepants! wrote: j-dub wrote: tinglepants! wrote: Oh, you caught me, Boober. I'm not Scott Thompson. That's why no one wants to sleep with me. Er, this is sort of awkward, but the Chicken Lady was played by Mark McKinney. So...maybe you really are the Chicken Lady...Mark. So the real reason no one wants to sleep with me is that I've mixed up the cast of the Kids in the Hall and have ruined all potentially sexy nerd-cred. I have failed life. At least now you know. Study hard, and maybe you can redeem yourself.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:48 am |
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21.5 years, sex-free (so, virgin). 16 years of not being at all ready, 3 years waiting to be in love, 2.5 years of just plain old bad luck (period, whiskey/anti-depressant dick, having to give people rides home, etc). I think I might lose claim to my vagina if I don't get this resolved soon.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:22 am |
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TEN. DAYS.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:20 am |
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I just turned down an offer of sex. Hanging out at home alone, watching stuff and sleeping soon seemed much more appealing. I think i'm getting old.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:59 am |
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Bun wrote: TEN. DAYS. You're super hot, so that must feel like an eternity. guy burgess wrote: I just turned down an offer of sex. Hanging out at home alone, watching stuff and sleeping soon seemed much more appealing. I think i'm getting old. Is that how we know when we're getting old? I'd at least like the option to choose. That might require actually going out and socializing with people, which I dislike. I'm thinking of just hooking up with my friend to break this streak.... but then things might get awkward.
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:38 am |
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Meggs wrote: Bun wrote: TEN. DAYS. You're super hot, so that must feel like an eternity. What?!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:54 am |
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lavawitch wrote: Btw, it has been almost 10 yrs for me. Hopefully nobody else here is pathetic enough to beat that record, except by choice. So, can I be queen of the no sex thread? It might make me feel better. Awww lavawitch! You're lovely and dealing with so much. I hope things get better for you soon <3 Also, your subnick is perfect for this post :)
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:08 am |
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guy burgess wrote: I just turned down an offer of sex. Hanging out at home alone, watching stuff and sleeping soon seemed much more appealing. I think i'm getting old. Nah, the important question is whether it was a promising offer or not. If you're turning down an offer that's just kind of 'meh', that's ok, but if you're turning down good sex, then you might be getting old...
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:24 am |
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I can't believe anyone is posting in this thread about how they haven't had sex in a month or less! Come on, people!
I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:29 am |
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mrsbadmouth wrote: I can't believe anyone is posting in this thread about how they haven't had sex in a month or less! Come on, people!
I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle. Seriously. Less than a month totally doesn't count. I would pimp myself for cuddles, but alas, ya'll are way too far away.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:30 am |
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Are you offering to set up a PPKuddle Party!!!
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:43 am |
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Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".
I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:43 am |
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:48 am |
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fezza wrote: Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".
I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O Its not bad until you start humping his legs, closing your eyes and moaning gently to yourself. I really miss being single...
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