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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:49 am 
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Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".

I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O


Its not bad until you start humping his legs, closing your eyes and moaning gently to yourself.


Oh dear :/


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:56 am 
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fezza wrote:
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Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".

I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O


Its not bad until you start humping his legs, closing your eyes and moaning gently to yourself.


Oh dear :/


Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:03 am 
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Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".

I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O


Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!


Seriously! There's married people who go that long.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:36 am 
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I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.


Oh come on, prostitute the ppk out. This could be all sorts of fun. Are you now Madam Bad Mouth??


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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mrsbadmouth wrote:
I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.


I hope this sporking exchange will include those of us stuck up here in Northern Ireland!


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:17 pm 
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Btw, it has been almost 10 yrs for me. Hopefully nobody else here is pathetic enough to beat that record, except by choice. So, can I be queen of the no sex thread? It might make me feel better.


Awww lavawitch! You're lovely and dealing with so much. I hope things get better for you soon <3

Also, your subnick is perfect for this post :)


So sex for me is unobtainium? *sigh* Dare I entertain hopes with my crush? Probably I should not; this won't end well.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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The last time I had sex where another person was involved was four and a half years ago. I don't even remember what sex is like. Plus I've changed genders so many times since then that I'm pretty sure none of the sex I had before that counts anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Sarah-Jane wrote:
mrsbadmouth wrote:
I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.


I hope this sporking exchange will include those of us stuck up here in Northern Ireland!


Ha! It's just going to be you and me sporking awkwardly while Penny & Poppy look on confused.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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fezza wrote:
Sarah-Jane wrote:
mrsbadmouth wrote:
I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.


I hope this sporking exchange will include those of us stuck up here in Northern Ireland!


Ha! It's just going to be you and me sporking awkwardly while Penny & Poppy look on confused.


If someone can get me to Northern Ireland I would do just about anything.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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The only offer of sex I've had recently was off someone who is in a relationship already and didn't think I knew. Yeah. People. Urrrgh.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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melisser wrote:
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Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!


Seriously! There's married people who go that long.


Yeah, I'm marrried. You mean even people in a functional marriage go that long.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I am desirous of makeouts.
At the same time, its been so long and I'm kind of going crazy and starting to hate everyone of the male gender for no reason whatsoever.

I am embittered


But...but...you have a TARDIS picture on your blog. You should totally be getting some. :)


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:42 pm 
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I get laid on a sporadic basis, and it usually happens with a certain close friend who (like me) is his own worst enemy when it comes to anything involving dating or relationships. I don't think he's been with anyone other than me in a good while. I was very casually seeing someone for a month or two, but things just never really worked out with her. She didn't like the fact that I'm bi (and yes, I was always up-front about it, so it's not like it was some kind of shocking revelation weeks later). So things are now back to the new (or maybe not-so-new) normal for me...not knowing when it'll happen next.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I am desirous of makeouts.


thisss. =(

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:57 pm 
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Arisaig wrote:
melisser wrote:
jojo wrote:
Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!


Seriously! There's married people who go that long.


Yeah, I'm marrried. You mean even people in a functional marriage go that long.



<----- totally married
<------totally not getting any..

But hey, 3 kids under 10 'll do that for ya.... there comes a time in yoru life when sleep is the more attractive option XD


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:06 am 
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Can't I just be single and sexless forever and not be sad about it? Stupid brain/body.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:13 am 
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Can't I just be single and sexless forever and not be sad about it? Stupid brain/body.

I read an article recently that said "use it or lose it" and talked about developing a prolapsed uterus from inactivity. Google photos at your own risk.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I read an article recently that said "use it or lose it" and talked about developing a prolapsed uterus from inactivity. Google photos at your own risk.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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mishka wrote:
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Can't I just be single and sexless forever and not be sad about it? Stupid brain/body.

I read an article recently that said "use it or lose it" and talked about developing a prolapsed uterus from inactivity. Google photos at your own risk.

Ack. I'll keep an eye on my uterus then in the coming years...

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Inactivity? I think my period gives my uterus more activity than sex would.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Inactivity? I think my period gives my uterus more activity than sex would.


Seriously. Sex uses my vagina. My period, on the other hand, ends in my uterus doing some extravagant gymnastics.

I zoned out and started to have a sex dream while I was doing reading for homework last night. I was reading about adolescent literacy rates so let me tell you, IT WAS AWKWARD.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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joyfulgirl wrote:
Inactivity? I think my period gives my uterus more activity than sex would.

Hm. I think the article was called "things you should know about your vagina" or something. I probably shouldn't google it from work.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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