A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

Tofulish wrote:

fezza wrote:

Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".

I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O

Its not bad until you start humping his legs, closing your eyes and moaning gently to yourself.

Oh dear :/

jojo · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:56 am

fezza wrote:

Tofulish wrote:

fezza wrote:

Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".

I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O

Its not bad until you start humping his legs, closing your eyes and moaning gently to yourself.

Oh dear :/

Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!

melisser · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:03 am

jojo wrote:

fezza wrote:

Is it bad that I enjoyed being pressed up against by a strange man last night? The bar was heaving and everyone was pressed against someone, we came in from the freezing cold, he was warm, not sweaty, smelt really good and wasn't using the situation for a bit of "rubbing".

I'm afraid my creepy is spilling out of PPK life into RL O.O

Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!

Seriously! There's married people who go that long.

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9137

mrsbadmouth wrote:

I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.

Oh come on, prostitute the ppk out. This could be all sorts of fun. Are you now Madam Bad Mouth??

Sarah-Jane · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:45 pm

mrsbadmouth wrote:

I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.

I hope this sporking exchange will include those of us stuck up here in Northern Ireland!

lavawitch · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:17 pm

Tofulish wrote:

lavawitch wrote:

Btw, it has been almost 10 yrs for me. Hopefully nobody else here is pathetic enough to beat that record, except by choice. So, can I be queen of the no sex thread? It might make me feel better.

Awww lavawitch! You're lovely and dealing with so much. I hope things get better for you soon <3

Also, your subnick is perfect for this post :)

So sex for me is unobtainium? *sigh* Dare I entertain hopes with my crush? Probably I should not; this won't end well.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:35 pm

The last time I had sex where another person was involved was four and a half years ago. I don't even remember what sex is like. Plus I've changed genders so many times since then that I'm pretty sure none of the sex I had before that counts anymore.

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

Sarah-Jane wrote:

mrsbadmouth wrote:

I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.

I hope this sporking exchange will include those of us stuck up here in Northern Ireland!

Ha! It's just going to be you and me sporking awkwardly while Penny & Poppy look on confused.

walrus · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:50 pm

Hi, thread.

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:00 pm

fezza wrote:

Sarah-Jane wrote:

mrsbadmouth wrote:

I don't want to prostitute the ppk out, but maybe we can get a sporking exchange going. So people can cuddle.

I hope this sporking exchange will include those of us stuck up here in Northern Ireland!

Ha! It's just going to be you and me sporking awkwardly while Penny & Poppy look on confused.

If someone can get me to Northern Ireland I would do just about anything.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:24 pm

The only offer of sex I've had recently was off someone who is in a relationship already and didn't think I knew. Yeah. People. Urrrgh.

Arisaig · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:21 am

melisser wrote:

jojo wrote:

Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!

Seriously! There's married people who go that long.

Yeah, I'm marrried. You mean even people in a functional marriage go that long.

Amarand · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:42 am

booberthefraggle wrote:

I am desirous of makeouts.
At the same time, its been so long and I'm kind of going crazy and starting to hate everyone of the male gender for no reason whatsoever.

I am embittered

But...but...you have a TARDIS picture on your blog. You should totally be getting some. :)

amethyst · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:42 pm

I get laid on a sporadic basis, and it usually happens with a certain close friend who (like me) is his own worst enemy when it comes to anything involving dating or relationships. I don't think he's been with anyone other than me in a good while. I was very casually seeing someone for a month or two, but things just never really worked out with her. She didn't like the fact that I'm bi (and yes, I was always up-front about it, so it's not like it was some kind of shocking revelation weeks later). So things are now back to the new (or maybe not-so-new) normal for me...not knowing when it'll happen next.

thisheregiraffe · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:38 pm

booberthefraggle wrote:

I am desirous of makeouts.

thisss. =(

HandsInTheDirtAgain · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:56 pm **Posts:** 58

Arisaig wrote:

melisser wrote:

jojo wrote:

Ha! And really guys, less than a month totally doesn't count!

Seriously! There's married people who go that long.

Yeah, I'm marrried. You mean even people in a functional marriage go that long.

<----- totally married
<------totally not getting any..

But hey, 3 kids under 10 'll do that for ya.... there comes a time in yoru life when sleep is the more attractive option XD

pistachiorose · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:06 am

Can't I just be single and sexless forever and not be sad about it? Stupid brain/body.

mishka · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:13 am

pistachiorose wrote:

Can't I just be single and sexless forever and not be sad about it? Stupid brain/body.

I read an article recently that said "use it or lose it" and talked about developing a prolapsed uterus from inactivity. Google photos at your own risk.

joshua · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:43 am

mishka wrote:

I read an article recently that said "use it or lose it" and talked about developing a prolapsed uterus from inactivity. Google photos at your own risk.

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pistachiorose · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:54 am

mishka wrote:

pistachiorose wrote:

Can't I just be single and sexless forever and not be sad about it? Stupid brain/body.

I read an article recently that said "use it or lose it" and talked about developing a prolapsed uterus from inactivity. Google photos at your own risk.

Ack. I'll keep an eye on my uterus then in the coming years...

joyfulgirl · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:56 am

Inactivity? I think my period gives my uterus more activity than sex would.

DarthCupcake · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:44 am

joyfulgirl wrote:

Inactivity? I think my period gives my uterus more activity than sex would.

Seriously. Sex uses my vagina. My period, on the other hand, ends in my uterus doing some extravagant gymnastics.

I zoned out and started to have a sex dream while I was doing reading for homework last night. I was reading about adolescent literacy rates so let me tell you, IT WAS AWKWARD.

mishka · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:48 am

joyfulgirl wrote:

Inactivity? I think my period gives my uterus more activity than sex would.

Hm. I think the article was called "things you should know about your vagina" or something. I probably shouldn't google it from work.

idatetattooedguys · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:01 pm

I think the recent lovin' I was getting might be over, but damn it was nice to break that three year dry spell. I am satisfied.

jdfunks · **Posted:** Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:09 pm

I am not having sex. I'm drinking tea.

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