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 Post subject: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:25 pm 
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i had sexual congress.
and i flounced from the no nookie room.
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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:38 pm 
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I'm kind of a hussy. There. I said it.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:06 pm 
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I have been known to engage in a bit of amative tomfoolery.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:14 pm 
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Recently, while quietly playing chess, I tried castling.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:21 pm 
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I do enjoy the peen. Quite a bit, actually.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:52 pm 
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Granted, I was a younger man then.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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FootFace wrote:
Granted, I was a younger man then.


I'm playing a sad song for you on a tiny violin... with my vagina.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:14 pm 
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I spent about ten minutes trying to think of a forking-and-spooning joke that has not yet been made by a PPKer, but I couldn't think of anything. Sorry, all.

Anyway, I'm glad this thread exists.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:16 pm 
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penises are just so neat.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:20 pm 
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penises are just so penisy.

This is so true!

I am a card-carrying blowzabella hussy, and proud of it!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:22 pm 
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root wrote:
Recently, while quietly playing chess, I tried castling.


Did it lead to a checkmate, or just a stalemate?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:40 pm 
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I can't read this thread. It's too depressing (for me).


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:04 pm 
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Sexsexsexsexsex. I like it.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:57 pm 
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Here I am! I do not like the peen though.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:55 pm 
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i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:01 pm 
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My thigh master needs a workout.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:10 pm 
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biorobotics wrote:
i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

I think that my partner would die of joy if I sent him a randy email, but I'm far too cautious.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:16 am 
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I feel like I don't belong in this thread but I know I really don't belong in the not-having-it thread. I am too lazy to start a thread for people that dabble in the arts of sex on occasion.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:57 am 
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well, i'm pretty sure i don't belong in the no-sex thread either, because i always end up having sex. this time it's been a month, though, and i am going crazy!
sex is awesome and i love penis.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:02 am 
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biorobotics wrote:
i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.


He's probably too embarrassed to admit he's done nothing but wank since reading it.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:45 pm 
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fezza wrote:
biorobotics wrote:
i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.


He's probably too embarrassed to admit he's done nothing but wank since reading it.

this seems accurate.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:15 pm 
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I love my husband's penis. It's amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:43 pm 
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FootFace wrote:
Granted, I was a younger man then.


I'm playing a sad song for you on a tiny violin... with my vagina.


Fabulous muscles indeed!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:28 pm 
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Adah wrote:
biorobotics wrote:
i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

I think that my partner would die of joy if I sent him a randy email, but I'm far too cautious.

I used to send my husband inappropriate texts when I was out of town for work. He enjoyed them...


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:53 am 
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i love this thread. even though my boy bailed on me tonight.

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