human sexual response

fupapack · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:25 pm

i had sexual congress.
and i flounced from the no nookie room.
here i be.

fabulous_muscles · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:38 pm

I'm kind of a hussy. There. I said it.

FootFace · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:06 pm

I have been known to engage in a bit of amative tomfoolery.

root · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:16 pm **Posts:** 210

Recently, while quietly playing chess, I tried castling.

fabulous_muscles · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:21 pm

I do enjoy the peen. Quite a bit, actually.

FootFace · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:52 pm

Granted, I was a younger man then.

fabulous_muscles · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:52 pm

FootFace wrote:

Granted, I was a younger man then.

I'm playing a sad song for you on a tiny violin... with my vagina.

vegetalion · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:14 pm

I spent about ten minutes trying to think of a forking-and-spooning joke that has not yet been made by a PPKer, but I couldn't think of anything. Sorry, all.

Anyway, I'm glad this thread exists.

biorobotics · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:16 pm

penises are just so neat.

Desdemona · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:20 pm

biorobotics wrote:

penises are just so penisy.

This is so true!

I am a card-carrying blowzabella hussy, and proud of it!

lilyyw · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:22 pm

root wrote:

Recently, while quietly playing chess, I tried castling.

Did it lead to a checkmate, or just a stalemate?

ScooterDiva · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:46 pm **Posts:** 2027

I can't read this thread. It's too depressing (for me).

alligatordisco · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:59 pm **Posts:** 425

Sexsexsexsexsex. I like it.

lycophyte · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:57 pm

Here I am! I do not like the peen though.

biorobotics · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:55 pm

i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

graffiti · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:53 pm **Posts:** 1564

My thigh master needs a workout.

Adah · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:25 pm **Posts:** 1186

biorobotics wrote:

i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

I think that my partner would die of joy if I sent him a randy email, but I'm far too cautious.

Sra. Nooch · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:16 am

I feel like I don't belong in this thread but I know I really don't belong in the not-having-it thread. I am too lazy to start a thread for people that dabble in the arts of sex on occasion.

smoothie · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:57 am

well, i'm pretty sure i don't belong in the no-sex thread either, because i always end up having sex. this time it's been a month, though, and i am going crazy!
sex is awesome and i love penis.

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

biorobotics wrote:

i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

He's probably too embarrassed to admit he's done nothing but wank since reading it.

fupapack · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:45 pm

fezza wrote:

biorobotics wrote:

i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

He's probably too embarrassed to admit he's done nothing but wank since reading it.

this seems accurate.

AmandaMelanie · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:15 pm

I love my husband's penis. It's amazing.

Squeak · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:43 pm

fabulous_muscles wrote:

FootFace wrote:

Granted, I was a younger man then.

I'm playing a sad song for you on a tiny violin... with my vagina.

Fabulous muscles indeed!

Dane · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:28 pm

Adah wrote:

biorobotics wrote:

i sent my partner an email earlier describing various sexual acts i would like to engage in.
we just chatted via facebook, and maybe he's not into sexy text messages, or maybe i'm being overly sensitive, but the fact that he kind of dismissed my "so how about that email?" made me feel like a bad person.
i won't be seeing him until thursday, and i feel like a dirty pervert, waiting in anticipation.

I think that my partner would die of joy if I sent him a randy email, but I'm far too cautious.

I used to send my husband inappropriate texts when I was out of town for work. He enjoyed them...

RavenMcCoy · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:53 am

i love this thread. even though my boy bailed on me tonight.

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