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FootFace
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Post subject: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication  Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:02 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:05 pm |
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Basically, nyc's population shall remain steady before and after the rapture. So much for lower rents.
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FootFace
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:20 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:35 am |
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I can say from personal knowledge that there are a fair few Evangelical men terrified that Christ will return while they're in the middle of buttering the corn.
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:03 am |
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Oh dear
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:24 pm |
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"God invented the game of sex." Excellent.
I also like the jab at Planned Parenthood - because I'm sure Planned Parenthood hawks pulling out as the very best protection to use during sex.
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:17 pm |
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So married sex is always rapturous?
Also, "buttering the corn" is my favorite euphemism. Mmmmmmm buttery
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FunkyDoodleDandy
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:10 pm |
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I can't wait until the rapture comes! Then us godless fornicators will finally have the planet to ourselves!
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joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:14 pm |
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There are lots of things keeping me from being saved in the rapture. Sex is the least of my concerns, considering I'm not getting any.
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Olives
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:52 am |
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"The inventor of the game makes the rules."
Following his earlier baseball analogy, does this mean Bud Selig definitely can't OK the use of instant replays, because he didn't invent baseball?
And the pope didn't invent sex, so why does he get to make rules about condoms?
fork, this video didn't clarify sex and Jesus for me, it just made me confused about sports.
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morecuminthancumin
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:58 am |
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My friend's mom wrote in her will: "In case of rapture, Lisa and Thomas [her children] get...."
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Olives
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:15 am |
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morecuminthancumin wrote: My friend's mom wrote in her will: "In case of rapture, Lisa and Thomas [her children] get...." So she's totally writing off the possibility of her kids' eternal salvation and stuff, then?
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monkeytoes
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:17 pm |
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FunkyDoodleDandy wrote: I can't wait until the rapture comes! Then us godless fornicators will finally have the planet to ourselves! Sigged!
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Rach*n
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:20 pm |
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hoveringdog wrote: buttering the corn. awesome.
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morecuminthancumin
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:23 pm |
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Olives wrote: morecuminthancumin wrote: My friend's mom wrote in her will: "In case of rapture, Lisa and Thomas [her children] get...." So she's totally writing off the possibility of her kids' eternal salvation and stuff, then? Basically. They're not super close, as you might guess.
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guy burgess
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:51 pm |
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he sounds like a robot...
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the vegan vulcan
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:46 am |
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hana
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:14 pm |
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buttering the corn- hahahahahhah!
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graffiti
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:36 pm |
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amandabear
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:05 pm |
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I'm stuck on the "third eagle of the apocalypse" thing.
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thisheregiraffe
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:08 pm |
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That guy called himself the "Third Eagle of the End Times" and his mustache scares me. I can't watch this video.
eta- HAHAHAHA fork. I watched it anyway, I came back to post about the microphone being tucked into his coat, but the whole video is killing me.
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thisheregiraffe
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:09 pm |
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amandabear wrote: I'm stuck on the "third eagle of the apocalypse" thing. This!! You beat me to it, haha.
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kittee
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Post subject: Re: Do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:12 pm |
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i wish i could've stuck with it long enough to even get to buttery corn. i had to X out to save myself.
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kittee
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