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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:07 pm 
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That's a pretty good burn, Patrice.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:18 pm 
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Fizzgig wrote:
"bisque took all my spoons. Now how am I supposed to eat soup? fork."


haha!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:42 pm 
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thisheregiraffe wrote:
Fizzgig wrote:
"bisque took all my spoons. Now how am I supposed to eat soup? fork."


haha!


That's like from the Best Of PPK Filters reel.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:07 pm 
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RandiJM wrote:
thisheregiraffe wrote:
Fizzgig wrote:
"bisque took all my spoons. Now how am I supposed to eat soup? fork."


haha!


That's like from the Best Of PPK Filters reel.

+1 yummy!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:38 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:30 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:53 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:09 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:41 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:40 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:26 pm 
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That's a pretty good burn, Patrice.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:06 pm 
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