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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:00 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:22 pm 
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I remember stories of a glorious civilization. Of cities, with spires that reached the sun. Of a blue planet, with vast seas. Of people with myths of Humanity, everlasting. Of children, who saw, in the embers of dying stars, the destiny of their race. And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear. They say our people have no present, only a past filled with horror, and a future they can only dream of. Now, we forge a new alliance, to guard the tomb of space, and to find within its cold expanse the salvation of our race.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:01 pm 
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I remember stories of a glorious civilization. Of cities, with spires that reached the sun. Of a blue planet, with vast seas. Of people with myths of Humanity, everlasting. Of children, who saw, in the embers of dying stars, the destiny of their race. And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear. They say our people have no present, only a past filled with horror, and a future they can only dream of. Now, we forge a new alliance, to guard the tomb of space, and to find within its cold expanse the salvation of our race.


Whoa, I just googled this hoping it was from a book and am sad that it isn't.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:41 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:09 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:06 pm 
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...maybe Godzilla caused it.


... were you walking behind my roommate and I in the rain yesterday? That was definitely said.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:33 pm 
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Wait, I think I went to school with her...

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mushroom slave wrote:
...maybe Godzilla caused it.


... were you walking behind my roommate and I in the rain yesterday? That was definitely said.

...not unless it was raining in my office :/

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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