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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread  Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:00 am |
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She speaks in the third person so that she can forget that she's me.
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"Try to make a spaghetti. That is the best dessert for me. It does not require oven or freezer." -best spam ever
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abbierae
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:51 am |
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Baby, come smell this. I don't want to make her smell it if it's just regular pee.
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my roommate spilled tuna juice on the bathroom floor while he was eating on the toilet! should i bleach the floor or just tear up the tile? - acr
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chiveggie
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:55 pm |
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"but unicorns are just so different from people"
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brian
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:22 pm |
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I remember stories of a glorious civilization. Of cities, with spires that reached the sun. Of a blue planet, with vast seas. Of people with myths of Humanity, everlasting. Of children, who saw, in the embers of dying stars, the destiny of their race. And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear. They say our people have no present, only a past filled with horror, and a future they can only dream of. Now, we forge a new alliance, to guard the tomb of space, and to find within its cold expanse the salvation of our race.
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gunk
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:04 am |
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Too much fasting, not enough fisting!
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If I chew on garlic that's been in a vagina, isn't that exploiting SOMEONE? - coldandsleepy
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:57 am |
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It's not easy having a good time.
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"Try to make a spaghetti. That is the best dessert for me. It does not require oven or freezer." -best spam ever
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gunk
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:40 pm |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache! <3
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If I chew on garlic that's been in a vagina, isn't that exploiting SOMEONE? - coldandsleepy
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chatter710
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:51 pm |
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Skidally woah!
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"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
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brian
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:01 pm |
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molly
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:04 pm |
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brian wrote: I remember stories of a glorious civilization. Of cities, with spires that reached the sun. Of a blue planet, with vast seas. Of people with myths of Humanity, everlasting. Of children, who saw, in the embers of dying stars, the destiny of their race. And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear. They say our people have no present, only a past filled with horror, and a future they can only dream of. Now, we forge a new alliance, to guard the tomb of space, and to find within its cold expanse the salvation of our race. Whoa, I just googled this hoping it was from a book and am sad that it isn't.
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designedtobekind
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:07 pm |
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I think my t'aint is swollen.
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"Noooo! Karyn, you have to stop posting old Jensen pics. He looks way too smooth in those pics, like if I touch his face it'll feel like silk or bosoms or something."-mixmaster_mo
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:44 pm |
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"But she is in my batman mobile."
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And we all learn a lesson - don't taste mystery batter off the floor - it could be toxic. -Petunia
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:41 pm |
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My unicorn isn't supposed to hurt. It's supposed to soar like magic.
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mushroom slave
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:09 am |
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...maybe Godzilla caused it.
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...the momentum of the present hurtling into the future...
"Are we just talking about babies generally, or eating babies in tires with guac and salsa?" ~Fizzgig
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smoothie
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:56 pm |
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"you can be my promoter in asia. we need an album cover with more pokémon to attract asian teenagers. and if you bring my mom to china, i'll pay you in red wine"
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:41 pm |
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Sometimes I dress like a hors d'oeuvre because it's laundry day.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:06 pm |
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mushroom slave wrote: ...maybe Godzilla caused it. ... were you walking behind my roommate and I in the rain yesterday? That was definitely said.
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danielle [noun]: she who says and posts stupid shiitake on the internet (see also ain't no bitchassness)
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:21 pm |
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I look smarter with big hair.
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Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.
"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs
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mushroom slave
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:33 pm |
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kfad wrote: I look smarter with big hair. Wait, I think I went to school with her...
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...the momentum of the present hurtling into the future...
"Are we just talking about babies generally, or eating babies in tires with guac and salsa?" ~Fizzgig
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mushroom slave
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:34 pm |
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fabulous_muscles wrote: mushroom slave wrote: ...maybe Godzilla caused it. ... were you walking behind my roommate and I in the rain yesterday? That was definitely said. ...not unless it was raining in my office :/
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...the momentum of the present hurtling into the future...
"Are we just talking about babies generally, or eating babies in tires with guac and salsa?" ~Fizzgig
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mel
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:05 pm |
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Your dick is more like a big, strong, dum-dum cork. It's all like "D.uh, look at me.". Mine is more the responsible one like a suit and tie cork. It's all like "Hey Ladies, I'm here for business".
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Go gentle unto the night, children. For the flouncin' hat is sure to unflatter even the finest face ~ Pandacookie
Get with the times, nameless fourth banana ~Tofulish
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:12 pm |
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:25 pm |
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Well, that's where I prefer to stick MY nuts.
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I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest
I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:42 am |
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Other Soviet dolphins were trained to jab swimmers with shark darts -- syringes full of pressurized CO2. When the CO2 was injected, pressure of 3,000 psi would enter the swimmer's body, forcing his guts out of his mouth like a tube of toothpaste.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:33 am |
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Oh, I thought you were going to turn into an elephant before moving halfway across the country.
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