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 Post subject: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:05 pm 
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I'M A BIG-FUN, ULTRA-KINKY, DOMINANT, SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRE, HEGELIAN, VEGAN FREAK LOOKING 4 HIS ANAL-PRINCESS 4 A SERIOUS, LONG-TERM, COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP & I THINK THAT U LOOK HOTTER THAN forking HELL SO LET'S MEAT! U SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR CONTACT INFO (preferably your phone # butt at the very least your im sn) SO I CAN CONTACT U & OR U CAN USE MY CONTACT INFO BELOW 2 CONTACT ME, EITHER WAY, LET'S HOOK-UP!!! I OWN A GORGEOUS GRAMERCY PARK, MANHATTAN APARTMENT & I'M LOOKING 4 A LIVE-IN GF & MAYBE EVEN A LOT MORE THAN JUST A GF!!!!! HOW ABOUT US ENJOYING 7-DAY WEEKENDS 2GETHER, POSSIBLY EVEN TILL DEATH DO US PART?!!!!!!!!!!

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> Let me not to the marriage of true minds
> Admit impediments. Love is not love
> Which alters when it alteration finds,
> Or bends with the remover to remove:
> O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
> That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
> It is the star to every wandering bark,
> Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
> Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
> Within his bending sickle's compass come;
> Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
> But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
> If this be error and upon me proved,
> I never writ, nor no man ever loved.


I'm shocked no one's snatched this guy up yet.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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There are so many winners out there!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:14 pm 
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Sorry but unless he is wafflesexual, he is not ultra kinky.
I also suspect that "til death do us part" bit will be sooner rather than later.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:15 pm 
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Anal princess?!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:32 pm 
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jojo wrote:
There are so many winners out there!


I know. So many choices, I don't know what to do!


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:44 pm 
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He's vegan? No thanks!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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Let's meat?

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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Let's meat?

And he claims to be vegan. I think not!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:06 pm 
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I was going to be an anal princess for halloween! Talk about fate!


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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I find "Hegelian" weirder than "anal-princess" in a personal ad. This is possibly due to overexposure to the internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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SeitanSaidDance wrote:
I'm shocked no one's snatched this guy up yet.


I know - I mean, he's a "VEGAN FREAK LOOKING 4 HIS ANAL-PRINCESS" who quotes Shakespeare, fer chrissakes! (Too bad I'm already attached; looks like it will be left to some other lucky lady will reap this freaky harvest.)

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:25 pm 
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preferably your phone # butt at the very least your im sn


Do you think he's a wealthy writer?


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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I read this as Simple Man and thought it would be about Klaus Nomi. And it is not.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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I can't figure out if those are supposed to be innuendos or if the jackass just can't spell.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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Maggie Muggins wrote:
I can't figure out if those are supposed to be innuendos or if the jackass just can't spell.

I wondered this too butt then I decided it doesn't matter, either way this guy is just too good for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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Thanks for being vegan!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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I was going to be an anal princess for halloween! Talk about fate!


Hahaha!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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Anal princess. I WILL find a way to incorporate this into everyday conversation.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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Is that entire thing written by one guy? And is that one guy performing in character as Jekyll and Hyde? And is that one guy also David Hasselhoff?

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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golden delicious wrote:
Anal princess. I WILL find a way to incorporate this into everyday conversation.


hehe!


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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god, could he have targeted that ad any more specifically toward me?

make me wonder a little bit, assman*!


*full disclosure: this is an already-take nickname for someone i "know."


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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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just mumbles wrote:
I find "Hegelian" weirder than "anal-princess" in a personal ad. This is possibly due to overexposure to the internet.


Same. I'd work with the rest, but identifying as "Hegelian" is just too forking far.

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Also, for the record, I'm an anal viscount.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man!
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