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 Post subject: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:04 pm 
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One of his nicknames is Vampire Lard.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:04 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:05 pm 
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This sounds like an outstanding idea. I can't think of a single thing wrong with this plan. Outta my way ladies, I'm signing up!

Classy website design, too.

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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:07 pm 
Heeeerrrrree's JACKY!
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There is no way meeting that man would be a bad idea or end up with you locked in a basement. NO WAY!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:09 pm 
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Ooooh! An electrical option! And please, put pop rocks near my vagina. Putting sugar inside me will have no negative consequences!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:22 pm 
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I'm wigged out by those lapping tongues. Just...gross.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:34 pm 
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mixmaster_mo wrote:
I'm wigged out by those lapping tongues. Just...gross.

That was my first thought, but I can't bring myself to type "+1 yummy!" with any sincerity.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:38 pm 
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That's it. I'm taking a trip to Kentucky.


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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:43 pm 
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Bahaha. The application form is funny.
One of the options in Type of woman is "Who cares? I'm horny and want oral!"
Oookay.

Ohh and I uhh...didn't know about the use of alka-seltzer during oral sex.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:52 pm 
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mixmaster_mo wrote:
I'm wigged out by those lapping tongues. Just...gross.



+1
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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:53 pm 
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It's a shame, really, that I don't live in Kentucky.


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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:54 pm 
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Crud... my family from that area originally...My luck that is like my 3rd cousin or something... let me hang my head in shame for a moment.


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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:55 pm 
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Do you think we'll get kfishered?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:56 pm 
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Do you hope we'll get kfishered?

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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:57 pm 
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You gotta admire his honesty and polite manner:
"I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience."

But EWWW I feel skeeved out just visiting that site!!!

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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:57 pm 
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fezza wrote:
Do you think we'll get kfishered?

oh shiitake!

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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:02 pm 
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It's a shame, really, that I don't live in Kentucky.

I know! Of course, we still don't know whether or not we'd "qualify," whatever the hell that means. {{{SHUDDER}}}

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Do you hope we'll get kfishered?

This almost made juice come out my nose.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:04 pm 
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I looked him up on Facebook and he 1) attends my university and 2) is friends with one of my friends.
ETA: in one of his tagged photos his hair is the same shade of blue mine was last month.
ETA again: his friend likes The Room.

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I looked him up on Facebook and he 1) attends my university and 2) is friends with one of my friends.
ETA: in one of his tagged photos his hair is the same shade of blue mine was last month.


Someone is about to get LUCKAAAY!!! (Provided you meet his qualifications, that is!)

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:26 pm 
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I gotta give him props on some AMAZING FB posts though:

You ever poop so good you get goosebumps?
August 25 at 9:20pm

girlfriend left me on Tuesday, but I'm in Daytona now. oh well, shiitake happens
July 24 at 5:53am

is wondering...Why is it when a smoker is smoking, people walk up and say, "You do know smoking can kill you, right?" but when a fat person is eating unhealthy foods, they don't say, "You do know that eating all of those fats can kill you, right?" Quitting smoking is just as much a personal choice as dieting and exercise.
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made chocolate covered bacon!
March 27 at 5:45pm

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?.... Add detergent and dirty laundry.
February 8 at 2:44pm

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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:31 pm 
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kfad wrote:
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Do you hope we'll get fishyfingered?


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 Post subject: Re: An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:41 pm 
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This Kentucky woman refuses to even click on that link.


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