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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:08 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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So he tugged on Boris' leg, but Boris didn't move. He just sat there and made a really pathetic sound.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:41 pm 
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what follows is one of those dramatically bloody action sequences
that really makes me wish ovid had gotten to direct die hard

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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I cant believe how GROSS that is.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:39 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:40 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:53 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:53 pm 
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When you did that, my pants vibrated...
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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...and my birth mother said that if I didn't see her I wouldn't get to see my sister, so......


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:32 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:35 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:58 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:01 pm 
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I'm not sure why anyone would fly north to Canada to go south to Cuba, when there's a perfectly good Mexico right there.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:43 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:03 pm 
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