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SeitanSaidDance
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Post subject: Hey NYC! A Single Man!  Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:05 pm |
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http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2010/ ... esses.htmlI'M A BIG-FUN, ULTRA-KINKY, DOMINANT, SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRE, HEGELIAN, VEGAN FREAK LOOKING 4 HIS ANAL-PRINCESS 4 A SERIOUS, LONG-TERM, COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP & I THINK THAT U LOOK HOTTER THAN forking HELL SO LET'S MEAT! U SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR CONTACT INFO (preferably your phone # butt at the very least your im sn) SO I CAN CONTACT U & OR U CAN USE MY CONTACT INFO BELOW 2 CONTACT ME, EITHER WAY, LET'S HOOK-UP!!! I OWN A GORGEOUS GRAMERCY PARK, MANHATTAN APARTMENT & I'M LOOKING 4 A LIVE-IN GF & MAYBE EVEN A LOT MORE THAN JUST A GF!!!!! HOW ABOUT US ENJOYING 7-DAY WEEKENDS 2GETHER, POSSIBLY EVEN TILL DEATH DO US PART?!!!!!!!!!!
RICHARD
> Let me not to the marriage of true minds
> Admit impediments. Love is not love
> Which alters when it alteration finds,
> Or bends with the remover to remove:
> O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
> That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
> It is the star to every wandering bark,
> Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
> Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
> Within his bending sickle's compass come;
> Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
> But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
> If this be error and upon me proved,
> I never writ, nor no man ever loved. I'm shocked no one's snatched this guy up yet.
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jojo
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:13 pm |
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| Aired her grievances, lost the feat of strength |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:56 pm
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Location: Brighton, England.
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:14 pm |
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| Heeeerrrrree's JACKY! |
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Sorry but unless he is wafflesexual, he is not ultra kinky.
I also suspect that "til death do us part" bit will be sooner rather than later.
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DrakeRedcrest
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:15 pm |
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Anal princess?!
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amethyst
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:32 pm |
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jojo wrote: There are so many winners out there! I know. So many choices, I don't know what to do!
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vegimator
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:44 pm |
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| Mispronounces Daiya |
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He's vegan? No thanks!
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FootFace
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:51 pm |
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Let's meat?
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Nummers
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:05 pm |
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FootFace wrote: Let's meat? And he claims to be vegan. I think not!
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joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:06 pm |
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| Keepin' It Seal |
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mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:07 pm |
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I find "Hegelian" weirder than "anal-princess" in a personal ad. This is possibly due to overexposure to the internet.
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Desdemona
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:19 pm |
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| Flounceiad 2011 |
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SeitanSaidDance wrote: I'm shocked no one's snatched this guy up yet. I know - I mean, he's a "VEGAN FREAK LOOKING 4 HIS ANAL-PRINCESS" who quotes Shakespeare, fer chrissakes! (Too bad I'm already attached; looks like it will be left to some other lucky lady will reap this freaky harvest.)
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:25 pm |
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Quote: preferably your phone # butt at the very least your im sn Do you think he's a wealthy writer?
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pandacookie
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:53 pm |
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| Just Loathin' Around! |
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I read this as Simple Man and thought it would be about Klaus Nomi. And it is not.
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Maggie Muggins
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:13 pm |
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Nummers
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:47 pm |
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Maggie Muggins wrote: I can't figure out if those are supposed to be innuendos or if the jackass just can't spell. I wondered this too butt then I decided it doesn't matter, either way this guy is just too good for me.
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maximumrockandlol
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:31 pm |
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| Attended Chelsea Clinton's Wedding |
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Thanks for being vegan!
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thisheregiraffe
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:50 pm |
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| Has gasoline in her veins |
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joyfulgirl wrote: I was going to be an anal princess for halloween! Talk about fate! Hahaha!
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golden delicious
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:26 pm |
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| Addicted to B12 Enemas |
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Anal princess. I WILL find a way to incorporate this into everyday conversation.
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Erika Soyf*cker
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:45 pm |
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Is that entire thing written by one guy? And is that one guy performing in character as Jekyll and Hyde? And is that one guy also David Hasselhoff?
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Rach*n
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:48 pm |
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| Making Threats to Punks Again |
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golden delicious wrote: Anal princess. I WILL find a way to incorporate this into everyday conversation. hehe!
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calcuhater
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:53 pm |
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| stop: can't. won't. don't. |
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god, could he have targeted that ad any more specifically toward me?
make me wonder a little bit, assman*!
*full disclosure: this is an already-take nickname for someone i "know."
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chatter710
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:01 pm |
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just mumbles wrote: I find "Hegelian" weirder than "anal-princess" in a personal ad. This is possibly due to overexposure to the internet. Same. I'd work with the rest, but identifying as "Hegelian" is just too forking far.
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mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:15 pm |
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Also, for the record, I'm an anal viscount.
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MacroVegan
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Post subject: Re: Hey NYC! A Single Man! Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:34 pm |
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So many great men, so little time.
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