the No Context thread

Fizzgig · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:08 pm

"No, I swear, it is totally April. It was May last month"

tidbit · **Joined:** Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:30 pm **Posts:** 725

chiveggie wrote:

Thank God it is Sunday so I don't have to drink anymore.

I say this almost every Sunday!!

DreamerSpirit · **Joined:** Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:47 pm **Posts:** 237

So he tugged on Boris' leg, but Boris didn't move. He just sat there and made a really pathetic sound.

gunk · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:58 am

Because if you can't feel comforted by a giant, crocheted, vagina stuffed toy, then nothing is ever really gonna comfort you.

kfad · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:24 pm

Why was the dog covered in custard?

elouise · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:36 pm

Today I microwaved a pair of my underpants.

elouise · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:41 pm

Phoenix wrote:

what follows is one of those dramatically bloody action sequences
that really makes me wish ovid had gotten to direct die hard

Bahahaha!

kilgore trout · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:35 pm

"...and I think all male chinchillas auto fellatio, not a big deal."

choirqueer · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:31 pm

Undeterred...it's a homonym.

jerusha · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:17 am

I cant believe how GROSS that is.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:36 am

You reel me out then cut the string.

jewbacca · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:39 am

I do not have a penis, I have a wiener!

Fizzgig · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:40 am

Stop trying to show me your hot dog! Put it away!

mushroom slave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:38 am

...sometimes I squee elk

kfad · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:53 am

They have vegetables, they just cook them with puppies.

mushroom slave · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:53 pm

When you did that, my pants vibrated...
(overheard at work.)

8ball · **Posted:** Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:07 pm

...and my birth mother said that if I didn't see her I wouldn't get to see my sister, so......

DreamerSpirit · **Joined:** Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:47 pm **Posts:** 237

If a fairy makes horseshoes, then are they still an artist?

cstadt · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:35 am

"I need to cut this shiitake out of my hair"

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:23 pm

Don't go Berenstein Bare-back, kids.

Sra. Nooch · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:58 pm

"Where are you going with those [dry-erase markers]?"

DreamerSpirit · **Joined:** Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:47 pm **Posts:** 237

I'm not sure why anyone would fly north to Canada to go south to Cuba, when there's a perfectly good Mexico right there.

AutumnLeaves · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:12 pm

I guarantee you and your friends will be dancing like crazy before it is all over.

AutumnLeaves · **Posted:** Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:43 pm

No, two people are not on fire. awwww

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:03 pm

I think your butthole is like a waterslide.

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