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 Post subject: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:44 pm 
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At least he believes in evolution...?

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My primary reason for being here is because I believe the Supreme Court should not be legislating from the bench. But I also believe that homosexuality is bad thing. It used to be useful when we were cavemen and we needed people to guard the caves full of women and children. If I’m a guy out hunting, I want to leave someone back at the cave tending to my wife and kids, and I don’t want a normal guy having that kind of access to my wife and kids. So, in our evolution, you can see that there use to be a utility for homosexuality, but that was when we were cavemen and we aren’t cavemen anymore. So, homosexuality is obsolete.


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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:47 pm 
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Saw that on Pharyngula.

Everyone is nuts.

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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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I wanted to joke and write something about how this fool obviously hasn't heard of the Sassy Gay Friend, who saves women's lives post-cave-dwelling era. But I'm too depressed about how many stupid crassholes there are in the world. It's not quite 2pm, is it too early for a drink?

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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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In the current political climate, never too early for a drink.

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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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I have so many questions for him. What would the non-male gays be doing? And if the gays are too wimpy to hunt, how are they going to protect your women and children?


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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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But 'the gays' will molest the childreeeen! Doesn't he know ANYTHING?!


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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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But 'the gays' will molest the childreeeen! Doesn't he know ANYTHING?!


Good point! He even specifically mentioned "access" to the kids.


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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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fezza wrote:
But 'the gays' will molest the childreeeen! Doesn't he know ANYTHING?!


Good point! He even specifically mentioned "access" to the kids.


They'll infect everyone with their gayness. The hunters will get back to the cave to find predators milling about outside drinking piña coladas and a seven foot disco ball spinning in the middle of the cave!


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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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Wait, he would have been gay so his partner could watch over his wife? Or was he going to get some other gay guy to watch his wife and kids?


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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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Finally someone has explained primitive fag haggery.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:22 am 
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Queer Grog for the Straight Ug?

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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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There was actually a little bit of discussion on this issue in the latest Savage Love podcast - Dan was joined by the author of Sex At Dawn, and it was very interesting!

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 Post subject: Re: The evolutionary benefits of cave gays
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I tried to read the whole article but my brain melted when I got to the bit about losing marriage. How does including same sex couples mean you are losing marriage and equate to raising children in a warehouse?

Sometimes, I am truck dumb by the 'logical' leaps that people take when talking about gay marriage. I almost want to ask "You know what you just said was bullshiitake, right? I mean come on!"

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