An offer you KY ladies can't refuse!

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9136

I'm too scared to click on a link that creeps so many out. However, I do appreciate you sharing the awesome FB posts, SOS!

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:48 pm

re: the application - alka-seltzer? I...don't know what that could possibly mean.

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:50 pm

I would not let him anywhere near my ladybits. No way.

Hapax Legomenon · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:51 pm

Who's going to be the first to "poke" him on Facebook?

lubimiller · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:53 pm

I'm so lucky to live in the south, we get all the great guys

fupapack · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:24 pm

Hapax Legomenon wrote:

I looked him up on Facebook and he 1) attends my university and 2) is friends with one of my friends.
ETA: in one of his tagged photos his hair is the same shade of blue mine was last month.
ETA again: his friend likes The Room.

you must friend him!!

melanie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:04 pm

Those tongues!

I like this, from 'About Me':

louisvillefreeface wrote:

IQ Test Scores: Range from 132 - 163--Avg. = 154

schwa · **Posted:** Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:19 pm

erawka wrote:

mixmaster_mo wrote:

I'm wigged out by those lapping tongues. Just...gross.

That was my first thought, but I can't bring myself to type "+1 yummy!" with any sincerity.

As animated pictures go, something seriously sinister about those.

celyn · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:40 pm **Posts:** 2055

I'm thinking there will soon be a conference. Attendees to include findingmygoddess guyin CA, UPS guy with sign up in New York, and this guy representing the south. I can imagine strategy sessions.

omg. findingmygoddess is down. boo.

mixmaster_mo · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:13 am

Desdemona wrote:

Hapax Legomenon wrote:

I looked him up on Facebook and he 1) attends my university and 2) is friends with one of my friends.
ETA: in one of his tagged photos his hair is the same shade of blue mine was last month.

Someone is about to get LUCKAAAY!!! (Provided you meet his qualifications, that is!)

Holy shiitake! I need a warning before reading such funny things!

Phoenix · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:44 am

I'm glad I came here. Suddlenly this whole fucked-up world seems a lot funnier.

Erika Soyf*cker · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:57 am

celyn wrote:

omg. findingmygoddess is down. boo.

What, you think an offer like that stays around for long?

helsinki · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:43 am

Hobbies: Giving Oral Sex to Attractive Females, Intelligence Puzzles, and Religions that Employ the use of Magick

Now about those pop rocks...

MeShell · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:16 am

What a dream boat.

Seriously though... great website design. Takes me back to the days of angelfire when I thought it would be super cool to make a site with a background that rapidly changed neon colours.

I feel skeeved out by the tongues too. what the fork. mega lols.

smoothie · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:21 am

what the fizzle?

CandyBeans · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:10 am

The tongues are so scary I hit back as fast as I could. I'm going to wait til the person behind me leaves before I check it out to see if I qualify.

Ick, never mind, even as a joke, that creeped me out to say.

amethyst · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:15 am

celyn wrote:

omg. findingmygoddess is down. boo.

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veglicious · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:28 am

helsinki wrote:

Hobbies: Giving Oral Sex to Attractive Females, Intelligence Puzzles, and Religions that Employ the use of Magick

Now about those pop rocks...

This was my favourite bit haha

rabidchild · **Posted:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:56 pm

Alright, maybe I'm tired.... but I read this and think KY like KY jelly... then of course I click the link.. then I think "Man, this guy must be really bad at oral if he needs lube..." well, you know, once I got through the skeeved throughts from the tongue.

bekah · **Posted:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:13 pm

I must admit, I didn't anticipate my first ever post to be in regards to something like this.

Anywho,
I recognize this lovely gent as one of the regular loiterers in the store in which I work. The ones who spend more time there than I do, making uncomfortable conversation with booksellers, pulling 1000 books from shelves, and never making a purchase.
At least now I know why it’s necessary for him to come steal our wi-fi nearly everyday. I’m sure his site leaves him in high demand. Um...yeah…
I don't think I can talk to him ever again without laughing...or being incredibly creeped out. One of the two, probably both.

DarthCupcake · **Posted:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:31 pm

rabidchild wrote:

Alright, maybe I'm tired.... but I read this and think KY like KY jelly... then of course I click the link.. then I think "Man, this guy must be really bad at oral if he needs lube..." well, you know, once I got through the skeeved throughts from the tongue.

I am so relieved that I'm not the only one who thought that.

bekah wrote:

I must admit, I didn't anticipate my first ever post to be in regards to something like this.

Anywho,
I recognize this lovely gent as one of the regular loiterers in the store in which I work. The ones who spend more time there than I do, making uncomfortable conversation with booksellers, pulling 1000 books from shelves, and never making a purchase.
At least now I know why it’s necessary for him to come steal our wi-fi nearly everyday. I’m sure his site leaves him in high demand. Um...yeah…
I don't think I can talk to him ever again without laughing...or being incredibly creeped out. One of the two, probably both.

OH GOD. That's a situation.

Adah · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:25 pm **Posts:** 1186

bekah wrote:

I must admit, I didn't anticipate my first ever post to be in regards to something like this.

Anywho,
I recognize this lovely gent as one of the regular loiterers in the store in which I work. The ones who spend more time there than I do, making uncomfortable conversation with booksellers, pulling 1000 books from shelves, and never making a purchase.
At least now I know why it’s necessary for him to come steal our wi-fi nearly everyday. I’m sure his site leaves him in high demand. Um...yeah…
I don't think I can talk to him ever again without laughing...or being incredibly creeped out. One of the two, probably both.

Wow, you are one lucky girl. Report back after he rocks your world. We'll want details.

rocklobster · **Posted:** Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:46 am

bekah wrote:

I must admit, I didn't anticipate my first ever post to be in regards to something like this.

Anywho,
I recognize this lovely gent as one of the regular loiterers in the store in which I work. The ones who spend more time there than I do, making uncomfortable conversation with booksellers, pulling 1000 books from shelves, and never making a purchase.
At least now I know why it’s necessary for him to come steal our wi-fi nearly everyday. I’m sure his site leaves him in high demand. Um...yeah…
I don't think I can talk to him ever again without laughing...or being incredibly creeped out. One of the two, probably both.

this is my reason for loving the ppk. the craziest websites people find, someone on here knows the people behind em!

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