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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: My famous Grandpa  Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:48 pm |
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Hooray Grandpa....errr, wait http://www.google.com/search?tbs=bks%3A ... bdff999388yes, a scientist and a creationist...quite a mighty feat. He also embodied all the good of the Lutheran religion...like cutting off ties with my dad and my family because my mom was at first a catholic, and then we all became non religious. And there was no reason to get to know his grandchildren because we would be going to hell. Having his son (my uncle, a lutheran minister with a family to support) fired from the church because he had the audacity to let women read bible verses in church. Not to mention some collateral awesomeness such as having my father only go to a Lutheran hospital when he cracked his head open, and since the hospital was close to capacity, they put my dad in the polio ward to recover from his stitches...and lo and behold...polio! Hooray grandpa. And to top it all off, when he died they found some awesome nazi stuff in his posessions. But I would like to thank him, because of him being such a giant dildo, it helped shape my dad into a super awesome person,which helped shape me into a moderately awesome person...sometimes. Thanks Grandpa
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:43 am |
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Wow. He sounds charming.
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Nummers
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:51 am |
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My hats off to your grandfather, and other dildoesque relatives everywhere! I like to think they help teach us what not to do.
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Bun
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:37 am |
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Nummers wrote: My hats off to your grandfather, and other dildoesque relatives everywhere! I like to think they help teach us what not to do. I think I may have just found my new favorite word.
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caterpillar
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:40 am |
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My Grandad was a butcher, which in turn made my dad a vegetarian, which I guess influenced me in becoming vegan.
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fupapack
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:57 am |
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i thought you weren't going to join the new ppk!
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:53 am |
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It's the ciiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!
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Desdemona
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:59 am |
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Nummers wrote: My hats off to your grandfather, and other dildoesque relatives everywhere! I like to think they help teach us what not to do. Exactly, and we've all got them, too. You know the old saying, "You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your dildoesque, douchetastic relatives."
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Fee
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:04 am |
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fupapack wrote: i thought you weren't going to join the new ppk! Yeah! Get out!
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Bun
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:13 am |
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caterpillar wrote: My Grandad was a butcher, which in turn made my dad a vegetarian, which I guess influenced me in becoming vegan. That's pretty cool!
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Una
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:55 am |
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Well, if there is one good thing about shitty family members, it's the living diagram they give us to NOT be like them. Also; they're picture make excellent dartboards.
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Desdemona
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Post subject: Re: My famous Grandpa Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:20 am |
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Fee wrote: fupapack wrote: i thought you weren't going to join the new ppk! Yeah! Get out! And miss seeing that sweet avatar? I don't think so!
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