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 Post subject: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:24 am 
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I now understand why people sit when they wipe. I was in the bathroom just now and the toilet paper had run out so I was holding the new roll in my hand. Short story shorter, I have no hand-eye coordination and threw the brand new roll of toilet paper into the toilet. Just tossed it right in. Saddest thing ever.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:37 am 
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some people stand while they wipe??


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:40 am 
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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Hmmm. Sorry about your wasted paper.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Wait, I don't get how it fell in. You were standing and ready to wipe when it fell in right? so wouldn't the torn bit of tp be in the wiping hand near your butt while the whole roll was in the other hand at your side? or were you wiping with the whole roll?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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this thread totally made my day.

i'm a stander, i feel like i wouldn't be able to coordinate the sitting properly.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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some people stand while they wipe??


Oh boy...here we go again! ;-)

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Wait, I don't get how it fell in. You were standing and ready to wipe when it fell in right? so wouldn't the torn bit of tp be in the wiping hand near your butt while the whole roll was in the other hand at your side? or were you wiping with the whole roll?


I had the roll in one hand and the torn off piece that I had just used in the other and was about to throw it in, but I guess my mind betrayed me and went with the other hand instead

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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choirqueer wrote:
lindsayh wrote:
some people stand while they wipe??


Oh boy...here we go again! ;-)

It's shocking revelation for the newbies.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Is it bad that I find this thread hilarious?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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I had no idea this was such a divided issue. as a stander, the idea of sitting somewhat boggles my mind and sounds like it would require a whole lot more coordination skills.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Is it bad that I find this thread hilarious?

I hope not...because I'm getting a good chuckle out of it as well

sorry for your loss, fee, was it the good double ply stuff, too?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Yes! The softest stuff money can buy.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Maybe some kids will toilet paper your house tomorrow so you can get it back. Put up a sign.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Adah wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
lindsayh wrote:
some people stand while they wipe??


Oh boy...here we go again! ;-)

It's shocking revelation for the newbies.

I must have missed that thread the first time around.
I don't understand how you would stand. I feel like there is so much oppurtunity for things to get...in the way.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Same, I'm so confused. I thought everyone sat down!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Sarah wrote:
Same, I'm so confused. I thought everyone sat down!


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Sitting or standing? Incorrect toilet stance could leave your fresh roll of TP dressing as Jacques Cousteau for Halloween! When toilet paper takes the plunge, next on Sick Sad World!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Robynn wrote:
Sarah wrote:
Same, I'm so confused. I thought everyone sat down!


+1


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I guess I missed the old thread.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Fee wrote:
Yes! The softest stuff money can buy.

oh man, that is rough. yikes

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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I'm a sitter... I don't know how you could get clean standing. Your butt cheeks are all squished together n stuff...

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Fee wrote:
it's magic


it might be if you could do it without drowning a whole roll of paper. you are not selling me on this technique. i think i need diagrams.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Did anybody post an instructional diagram in the previous thread? Because I try to picture how this works but fail.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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joyfulgirl wrote:
Maybe some kids will toilet paper your house tomorrow so you can get it back. Put up a sign.


"SEEKING PEOPLE TO 2-PLY TP MY HOUSE
(those with the 1-ply Costco brand, do not apply)"


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