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 Post subject: Archie is dirty!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:22 pm 
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Found this in Optimus's new Archie:

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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
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Reggie was stroganoff in the bathroom? What excuse did they come up with for that sound?


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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:14 pm 
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What excuse did they come up with for that sound?

I want to know the answer to this, as well!

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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
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That's not the sound it makes!

It goes "fap fap fap"

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Fee wrote:
That's not the sound it makes!

It goes "fap fap fap"


It's for kids. They had to tone it down. Couldn't very well have full-on fappage.

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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:56 am 
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Wap wap wap wap wap wap wap...


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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
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I shall now reveal the solution to the mystery, in all its not-dirty-at-all "glory."

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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
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hey! Reggie looks different from back in my day.


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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:35 am 
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Well, there's a bunch of different artists, and they don't seem to try too hard to stick to a standard.

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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:46 am 
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Hmmm.. That's not exactly the sound that I hear when I think of banging one's head into a wall.

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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:48 am 
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I think there's an old thread somewhere on some board somewhere where I wrote a page long tirade on the "new" Archie comics. I think meth was involved...

Anyways, soon he'll be old enough to read your Cherry Poptarts!

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 Post subject: Re: Archie is dirty!
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FootFace wrote:
I shall now reveal the solution to the mystery, in all its not-dirty-at-all "glory."

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Hmmm. Based on the position of Reggie's hand, I'm still not reassured as to which "head" he's trying to, er, "beat" some sense into! Does Christine O'Dumbell know about this? I see a tea party (with multiple lumps!) in Archie's future!

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A) who spells the name as "sharry"?!? However, I kind of dig it as a trans name.
B) "sharry" clearly stole a shagtastic superhero-style outfit from Emma Peel of the Avengers.
C) why does "sharry" seem to have hooves instead of feet?

Now that I reflect on all that, maybe Reggie has some interesting fetish ideas that lead to "wap wap"-ing in school. It does seem to be more rich with possibilities than my old high school.

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bahahaaaa! oh, archie

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This is fantastic!

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BWAH!

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I remember a story where it was strongly implied that Betty has a wet dream about Archie...she wakes up all blushing and won't tell her mom what her dream was about. damn I wish I could find it!

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