Post Punk Kitchen Forum

So that's how you get a book deal these days??? Well I should have several of those. Dammit.

Apparently if you can do anything for a year you can get a book deal to yak about it.

I reject those books on principle.

shiitake guys, I just cork blocked myself so bad.
I had the opportunity for unattached car makeouts, I feel bad because he drove me home and I honestly wasn't sure if I was going to take him up on his offer until the last seond and I just kind of said that I wasn't feeling it right now, maybe at a later date, and then I got out of the car.

Now I'm lonely and I honestly feel like I would fork someone just to have a warm body anywhere near me.
I'm sleepy and warm and I am regretting my lack of makeouts.

help me out my lovely ppk, did I make a terrible choice? should I go find him and make out with him in a car like i'm 15 again? or am I just so lonely that i'm willing to do anything for human contact?




oh, and I think part of me is just glad that SOMEONE found me sexually attractive.

psht, you said how you felt. that's never a terrible choice.

alas, I feel your pain. and more. last night sucked. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.

I don't even have a drawing board, I'm winging all of this.

damn it, now I can't sleep and I'm regretting my decision.

12 years I think

So call him up, tell him you were up all night regretting that you left with no makeouts, and ask him when you can schedule another date. EVERYONE WINS. :)

i had a few hookups, 40 year old dude and german architect. talk about random. ha.

but i'm back on the non sex wagon: i've decided that it's a good idea for me to begin to listen to my feelings and not be so damn scared of the solitude. i can be alone. i want to be alone. i chose this for myself. also, i need to stop obsessing about whether or not people think i'm beautiful and attractive. it's definitely not healthy. and i don't want sex to become self destructive.
so i see no sex in my near future. and i am not going to drink for at least a few months, so it'll probably be at least that long, since i am not nearly as crazy when i'm sober, and don't ask strangers to go home and have casual sex with me. which is probably a good thing.

NOW I REGRET REGRETTING IT.
I made a really good decision not hooking up with this guy, he seems creepier and creepier the more I think about it. I was a little drunk, and thats why my resolve wavered.
also, it has been a LONG TIME.

count me in but I only cuddle after ive been fed or forked...make of that what you may

actually the two times ive been in Olympia I always felt that I might be able to score a lot of poontang if I lived there, college town and all

So, that's it, HoveringDog...weave the word "poontang" into your vernacular, and you might be a hit with the ladies.

Yeah, if I weren't too old and washed up for college women. I suspect a bigger city might have more single thirty-somethings, at least that seems to be true from browsing OkCupid.

Boston! Don't get me wrong, there are lots of young married people, but there are a good number of women our age who are single. We're mostly overeducated, too.

But don't worry, today's young married people are tomorrows recently divorced thirty-somethings.

most girls like older guys

this is a statement of fact.
we do.

I don't understand it myself, but it does seem to be true. At my school, all the older male grad students and other people my age (30s) dated 19yr olds.

Aye. I know I do.

I like older guys because I hate younger guys.

Yep, I'm 22 and my partner is 36. You have a chance H-dog!

heh i like em young. i just found out my maybe baby is bordering on 30 and it unnerved me.

Exactly.

i don't even have any motherflippin' batteries at the moment. fork's sake!

Meh, the youngest I've ever been interested in is 28, and even that felt like a stretch. Those I've actually been with have all been ±3 years of my own age. Not consciously, just the way it's happened.