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 Post subject: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:12 am 
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Do you think it's all the feminizing soy?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:13 am 
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Have you tried getting out of the ice bath?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Is it inverted?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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It's definitely the soy. Men need teh meatz.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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The note says that I'm missing a kidney and that I should go to a hospital. But mostly I'm worried about my penis.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Don't worry. If you massage veganaise into it, it'll grow 2"-4" almost instantly.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:24 am 
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Fee wrote:
Is it inverted?

No, still an outie. But for how long?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Are your boobs growing at least? The upside to a shrinking cork should be lucious soy boobs.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Try rubbing it and see if that does anything.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Sprinkle some nooch on it. You just need some B12.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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mrsbadmouth wrote:
Try rubbing it and see if that does anything.


This is good advice. I was once told by a boy that rubbing my boobs would make them grow and now they're huge.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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That doesn't make any sense. I rub my tush all the time and it's still flat!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Are you sure it's not just a large clit?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Dude, don't stress the missing kidney. You have a back-up.

Same with the penis.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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just mumbles wrote:
Fee wrote:
Is it inverted?

No, still an outie. But for how long?

Until stage 4 of Koro sets in. You know you die when it's completely retracted, right?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:33 pm 
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mel c wrote:
Are you sure it's not just a large clit?

I guess that would explain the vagina.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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just mumbles wrote:
mel c wrote:
Are you sure it's not just a large clit?

I guess that would explain the vagina.

But is there a taint behind your new vagina?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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If you are worried about your penis, stage an intervention. It will thank you later.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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i'm pretty sure someone sent me an email about how to fix this problem! you want me to forward it to you?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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maybe your nutties are getting bigger?


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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Hold a magnifying glass up to it... It'll at least look bigger.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Laser Ox wrote:
Don't worry. If you massage veganaise into it, it'll grow 2"-4" almost instantly.


+1 yummy!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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Somehow the whole "not the size of the ship, but the motion..." came to mind. So glad you didn't warn "pic heavy".


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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
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So glad you didn't warn "pic heavy".


Hahahaha. Best.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:22 pm 
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Here's some possible treatments from Wiki for Koro. It may help:

"Praying to gods and asking Taoist priests to perform exorcism is common. If a fox spirit is believed to be involved, people may hit gongs or beat the person to drive it out. The person will receive a yang- or yin-augmenting Chinese medicine potion, usually including herbs, animal penises (of tiger, deer and fur seal), pilose antler (stag of deer) or deer tail. Other foods for therapy are pepper soup, ginger soup and liquor.[6]"

I like the liquor suggestion.


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