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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:02 pm 
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And plus 1000 that guys learn a ton of bad habits from porn. Smacking your partner's asparagus and then ramming it in is standard procedure for porn anal sex, and that is not going to work for most people. It takes a lot more preparation that in porn is done off-camera.


Is it porn that makes guys think that their partner wants to be shagged while their own leg is forced up behind their head? Because, unless you're really supple, that isn't sexy at. all.


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Smack him on the nose whenever he's going the wrong way and then set him right.


Maybe keep a spray bottle full of water beside the bed to squirt him with...

I know, right? Because men are like total animals and need to be trained as such.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:33 pm 
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I can't say for sure. I can also say that in porn girls don't mind that the guy is grabbing the back of their head and forcing them to gag on cork, and if anyone does that to me I will bite. And there is more than one speed - in porn it feels like its a bunch of guys jackhammering the hell out of their partners or women bouncing up and down on their partners. Its great for the camera, but not so much for your cervix. And boobs are sensitive.

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fezza wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
Smack him on the nose whenever he's going the wrong way and then set him right.


Maybe keep a spray bottle full of water beside the bed to squirt him with...

I know, right? Because men are like total animals and need to be trained as such.


Its really hard to redirect someone who so in the zone he or she doesn't realize s/he's running towards the wrong basket. I've been enthusiastically wrong too. I was pegging my ex and got so into it, I forgot to keep checking in with him. I bet he wishes he'd had a spraybottle.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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brian wrote:
fezza wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
Smack him on the nose whenever he's going the wrong way and then set him right.


Maybe keep a spray bottle full of water beside the bed to squirt him with...

I know, right? Because men are like total animals and need to be trained as such.


eugh, if she sprays you just cut off her allowance so she cant buy make up and fashion magazines

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:41 pm 
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I can't say for sure. I can also say that in porn girls don't mind that the guy is grabbing the back of their head and forcing them to gag on cork, and if anyone does that to me I will bite. And there is more than one speed - in porn it feels like its a bunch of guys jackhammering the hell out of their partners or women bouncing up and down on their partners. Its great for the camera, but not so much for your cervix.


Generalizations being made. Im not here to defend porn because most of its ridiculous, but Ive had enough requests for choking, slapping, punching, pounding, aggressive face forking, ect to know its not just dudes being misled by porn...or maybe porn is mimicing real life

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:48 pm 
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I think its just useful to remember to keep checking in with your partner about what they want and that a lot of things in porn are done because it looks good for the camera or lets the camera get a good angle for a shot. And a lot of prep work is done off-camera - like lubing and foreplay etc.

I didn't generalize for anyone else, I'm just saying for me I don't like someone grabbing my head and forcing their cork down my throat or someone jackhammering their brains out so I think I'm at risk for whiplash. If your sexual partners enjoy a vigorous facefucking, more power to them.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:26 pm 
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brian wrote:
fezza wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
Smack him on the nose whenever he's going the wrong way and then set him right.


Maybe keep a spray bottle full of water beside the bed to squirt him with...

I know, right? Because men are like total animals and need to be trained as such.


Rolled up newspaper?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:36 pm 
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So this is just about making out but it's still a sexual story so I'm telling it! I find it kind of amusing.

I have this friend who lives in my home town (it's a couple states away). We've been friends since elementary school, actually. I've always found him very attractive, he's quite hot, but also has that perfect personality that gets me horny (cruel I know, but that personality is basically 'extremely insecure'). Well I also feel like we often have a lot of sexual tension. Anyhow! So, I went and visited my hometown recently and there was a little party thing I went to, and eventually everyone left but me, him and one other friend. Well I told him I'd 'walk him to the bus stop'. After walking a bit and me very much hitting on him, I start asking if he's ever had gay fantasies etc. while also touching him very suggestively (asking about the gay thing because he's only dated women). Well, even though he said he didn't really, he was totally into it, and we started making out! Which is a fantasy that I have been having since forking high school, one that would actually keep me from getting sleep some nights due to weird nightmare/sex dream combos.

So you think that's really awesome right? Well, turns out it was the most awkward thing I have ever experienced in my life. The kissing was terrible, for starters. No lips action at all, just major tongue mashing, even when I'd be physically forcing my lips closed to his tongue to try and get some relief on the tongue front. He also kept smashing his elbows in my sides or my arms like as if he was accidentally bumping into me. Oh man, I really could go on, as well. It was so bad actually, that I am kind of in love with the memory of how terrible it was. It provides me with much lawls.

It was exactly like the Wesley/Cordelia kiss scene from Buffy. Except it went on a bit longer because I felt bad about ending what I had initiated and he didn't seem to be catching on.

Well, it's also really good that it was terrible because now I'm not having sexual fantasies about him anymore, and can finally move onto having sexual fantasies about people in my city that I might have a chance with!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:55 am 
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So this is just about making out but it's still a sexual story so I'm telling it! I find it kind of amusing.

I have this friend who lives in my home town (it's a couple states away). We've been friends since elementary school, actually. I've always found him very attractive, he's quite hot, but also has that perfect personality that gets me horny (cruel I know, but that personality is basically 'extremely insecure'). Well I also feel like we often have a lot of sexual tension. Anyhow! So, I went and visited my hometown recently and there was a little party thing I went to, and eventually everyone left but me, him and one other friend. Well I told him I'd 'walk him to the bus stop'. After walking a bit and me very much hitting on him, I start asking if he's ever had gay fantasies etc. while also touching him very suggestively (asking about the gay thing because he's only dated women). Well, even though he said he didn't really, he was totally into it, and we started making out! Which is a fantasy that I have been having since forking high school, one that would actually keep me from getting sleep some nights due to weird nightmare/sex dream combos.

So you think that's really awesome right? Well, turns out it was the most awkward thing I have ever experienced in my life. The kissing was terrible, for starters. No lips action at all, just major tongue mashing, even when I'd be physically forcing my lips closed to his tongue to try and get some relief on the tongue front. He also kept smashing his elbows in my sides or my arms like as if he was accidentally bumping into me. Oh man, I really could go on, as well. It was so bad actually, that I am kind of in love with the memory of how terrible it was. It provides me with much lawls.

It was exactly like the Wesley/Cordelia kiss scene from Buffy. Except it went on a bit longer because I felt bad about ending what I had initiated and he didn't seem to be catching on.

Well, it's also really good that it was terrible because now I'm not having sexual fantasies about him anymore, and can finally move onto having sexual fantasies about people in my city that I might have a chance with!

Hahaha oh I've encountered the tongue-mashing problem before. I mean, I don't understand where people get the idea that tongue-mashing = good kissing. Poor guy. Maybe he was just too drunk?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:11 am 
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ugh the Tongue Mashers. sorry your fantasy didn't work out, but it is cool that he was open to it.

Last night I was being silly (surprise!) and pretending to be doing WWE moves during sexy times. Boyfriend Person was taking a short nap, so I kind of pounced on him and yelled Body Slam!, followed by aggressive make outs and wrapping my arms around his head/neck and announcing it was a headlock. There were more moves, but I can't remember what all I was calling them.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:50 am 
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Mars wrote:
It was exactly like the Wesley/Cordelia kiss scene from Buffy. Except it went on a bit longer because I felt bad about ending what I had initiated and he didn't seem to be catching on.

This made me laaaaaaugh--I'm sorry for your awkward/bad makeouts, but I'm so glad you decided to share it with us!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Mars wrote:
It was exactly like the Wesley/Cordelia kiss scene from Buffy. Except it went on a bit longer because I felt bad about ending what I had initiated and he didn't seem to be catching on.

This made me laaaaaaugh--I'm sorry for your awkward/bad makeouts, but I'm so glad you decided to share it with us!

this makes it totally worth it!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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this makes it totally worth it!

Totally was!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:42 am 
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Fizzgig, you're a saucy bisque, I like it <3


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:03 pm 
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Fizzgig, you're a saucy bisque, I like it <3

there's plenty to go around...**winkwink**

I like this thread. good for questions about teh sex, funny stories, and general love of sexin'. because really, why share all this with someone in person when I can share it with people on the internet?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Agreed.

As an update, the, um, penetrative sex problems with my new boyfriend have gotten resolved. Maybe it just had to do with getting more comfortable with each other. Also, dude has been diagnosed with depression so that might account for the lower libido recently. He's getting help now, so it should improve :)

Now another question (since this is the ppk): what do people think of period sex? Generally I feel too uncomfortable and crampy to be interested during that time of the month (in addition to the messiness factor) so I've never tried, but it seems to be common enough... I was reading some Savage Love the other day and it came up , so now I'm curious as to what people around here think of it.

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Now another question (since this is the ppk): what do people think of period sex? Generally I feel too uncomfortable and crampy to be interested during that time of the month (in addition to the messiness factor) so I've never tried, but it seems to be common enough... I was reading some Savage Love the other day and it came up , so now I'm curious as to what people around here think of it.

Personally, it's not really my thing. I've heard that lots of women's libidos go a little crazy during their periods, but mine doesn't. I've been with a couple of guys who just sort of preferred not to and a few who were kind of into it (not necessarily specifically into it, but into having sex at pretty much any opportunity anyway!) Either way is fine with me. I wouldn't initiate it or be bothered by a guy who wasn't into it because, yeah, messy.

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Agreed.

As an update, the, um, penetrative sex problems with my new boyfriend have gotten resolved. Maybe it just had to do with getting more comfortable with each other. Also, dude has been diagnosed with depression so that might account for the lower libido recently. He's getting help now, so it should improve :)

Now another question (since this is the ppk): what do people think of period sex? Generally I feel too uncomfortable and crampy to be interested during that time of the month (in addition to the messiness factor) so I've never tried, but it seems to be common enough... I was reading some Savage Love the other day and it came up , so now I'm curious as to what people around here think of it.

Yay! I'm glad the libido issue has been resolved...now the next question: how is it? good sexin' for p.rose? I hope so! <3

My general deal with period sex depends on how miserable I am and how much blood there is. If I feel like my ovaries are trying to claw their way out forcibly and bleeding accordingly, then not so much. And sometimes even on light days it just feels gross to me. But usually I still do as long as the bleeding isn't going to make too much of a mess...and my partner is okay with it. BFP is really good about bodily functions in general, so he doesn't have an issue. And we have lots of sex, so going that long without would be awful...

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I'm not keen on having sex during my period, at least not p-in-v intercourse. I don't care about the mess all that much, I'm just not in the mood when sharks are having a feeding frenzy inside my uterus.

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I'm pretty much always in the mood, so I am all for period sex. (Plus, extra lubrication!) The boyfriend doesn't mind, either--which always astounds me. I think I'd be a little uncomfortable if my partner were bleeding during sex, but I'm certainly glad he's not!

ETA: I mean I'm glad he's not uncomfortable about it, but actually, I'm glad he's not bleeding during sex as well.

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pistachiorose wrote:
Now another question (since this is the ppk): what do people think of period sex? Generally I feel too uncomfortable and crampy to be interested during that time of the month (in addition to the messiness factor) so I've never tried, but it seems to be common enough... I was reading some Savage Love the other day and it came up , so now I'm curious as to what people around here think of it.

Personally, it's not really my thing. I've heard that lots of women's libidos go a little crazy during their periods, but mine doesn't. I've been with a couple of guys who just sort of preferred not to and a few who were kind of into it (not necessarily specifically into it, but into quietly playing chess at pretty much any opportunity anyway!) Either way is fine with me. I wouldn't initiate it or be bothered by a guy who wasn't into it because, yeah, messy.



Mmmm, have never actually been with anyone who wanted to, but not sure if I'd want to... but yeah, messiness kinda puts me off, I have a little clean freakiness in me that would mean the proper placing of towels etc would no doubt kill the mood!

Me and my boy are almost 7 months now, and I'm pleased to say, the sex is still amazing. In past relationships it's usually sort of over by now for me, although to be fair, I have had selfish lovers in the past and never really spoke up about it. Because we are training together almost every day at our muay thai gym, getting to see him all sweaty and muscly and bashing shiitake makes for some sexy sexy sex once home. Only thing that kinda can get a bit much sometimes is the amount of time it takes him to get off... while this is AWESOME most of the time, sometimes I just want a quick fork, and that doesn't really get to happen. It varies dependent on occasional alcohol and grass influence, but sometimes he doesn't come at all. He says it doesn't bother him, and that sometimes I don't so its all relative, but I'm a perfectionist, and like finishing things I start if you catch my drift, and even tho it's ridiculous, it can make me feel a little inadequate...


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messiness kinda puts me off, I have a little clean freakiness in me that would mean the proper placing of towels etc would no doubt kill the mood!

showers don't need towels!

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it can make me feel a little inadequate...

it shouldn't! just as it shouldn't make guys feel inadequate when they can't get a girl off from PIV sex or whatever. we are as we are, and sometimes things just work out in a certain way. nothing to be inadequate about :) just relax and have fun! sex is to be enjoyed, not feel inadequate about!

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I like period sex, so I'm lucky that my partner does not think its gross and also likes it. Sometimes I put down towels and try to not make too big of a mess, or go in the shower. But somehow no matter how bad the cramps are, they are lessened afterwards, so its a bonus. I would not know what to do if I was with someone who thought this was gross. Even though I know its unreasonable I might take it kind of personally, like I am gross for a week each month or something. Would not like at all.


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I don't really understand the aversion to mess with period sex. Sex is always messy, period or not (okay, I guess it's not that messy if it's the kind where you think of England...)

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