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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:37 am 
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I'm afraid anything I post here is going to end up on white wine

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:51 am 
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b.vicious wrote:
I'm afraid anything I post here is going to end up on white wine


This counts as your First World Problem, right? :D

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:58 am 
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Another!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:00 pm 
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Oh no, I got the following message while trying to read whitewhine.com! "We're sorry. Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're working quickly to resolve the issue."

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:05 pm 
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Oh no, I got the following message while trying to read whitewhine.com! "We're sorry. Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're working quickly to resolve the issue."


Uh oh!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:36 pm 
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Servers overloaded? First world problem.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:00 pm 
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-My Nalgene water bottle always absorbs the smell of whatever I'm eating while drinking out of it.
-The guy who I am text-flirting with always takes way too long to respond to my texts.
-I finally found a travel-size bottle of conditioner that wasn't tested on animals, but it was hella expensive.
-These obnoxious girls sitting near me on the bus earlier kept using the word "hella," and it was hella obnoxious.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:25 pm 
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My window-unit air conditioner is too noisy to watch TV at a volume I find comfortable.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:33 pm 
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My window-unit air conditioner is too noisy to watch TV at a volume I find comfortable.

Yeah, when the sound of me crunching my potato chips drowns out the TV.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:39 pm 
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Growing up, I used to be so embarassed to live in a trailer-home. Now, I think, "That thing had two bathrooms! I want a second bathroom!"

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:41 pm 
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seitanicverses wrote:
frozenveggies wrote:
My window-unit air conditioner is too noisy to watch TV at a volume I find comfortable.

Yeah, when the sound of me crunching my potato chips drowns out the TV.


fork I hate this. It's so annoying. So I have to turn the TV up way too loud, and in the moments I don't have my mouth stuffed, it feels like they're yelling at me.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:01 pm 
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I legitimately need some advice about something and this seems like a good place. I have a store credit card that I used to get some furniture and I would be absolutely THRILLED and OVER THE MOON to be making the payments on time, except they never send me statements. After getting a call about it, I went online and paid the overdue portion. I also double checked to make sure the address is correct and that I'm not signed up for online statements only, and I'm not. I've gotten late fees twice just because I'm a teensy bit scatterbrained and with certain things I kind of need the paper bill to keep track of my bizness.

I wrote to them about how skeevy I think it is that they charge me $35 late fees and molest me over the phone about bills that are 2 weeks late because I just forgot about them. What else can I do?


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:09 pm 
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My appartment building has 12 units and 1 washer.... I haven't done laundry in about a month.. and now I need to wash 2 loads of clothes, plus bedding...

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:13 pm 
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Sra. Nooch wrote:
Growing up, I used to be so embarassed to live in a trailer-home. Now, I think, "That thing had two bathrooms! I want a second bathroom!"


HA!!! Someone made me feel ashamed of living in a 'double-wide' and told me to "get a real house." I had the best bathroom in that thing EVER though. A soaking tub AND a shower. AND across the hall we had a washer/dryer. I would LOVE to have a bath tub and a washer/dryer!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:20 pm 
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bathsheba wrote:
I legitimately need some advice about something and this seems like a good place. I have a store credit card that I used to get some furniture and I would be absolutely THRILLED and OVER THE MOON to be making the payments on time, except they never send me statements. After getting a call about it, I went online and paid the overdue portion. I also double checked to make sure the address is correct and that I'm not signed up for online statements only, and I'm not. I've gotten late fees twice just because I'm a teensy bit scatterbrained and with certain things I kind of need the paper bill to keep track of my bizness.

I wrote to them about how skeevy I think it is that they charge me $35 late fees and molest me over the phone about bills that are 2 weeks late because I just forgot about them. What else can I do?


Can you turn it around on them that they weren't sending statements?

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:28 pm 
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Someone's having croissant problems! http://whitewhine.com/post/5452409783/n ... having-the

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:12 pm 
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I can't hear The Daily Show over the kids next door. How dare they swim and splash?!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:32 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:40 pm 
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My grandparents had the trees over the pool cut so now there isn't any shade in the pool.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:50 pm 
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My grandparents had the trees over the pool cut so now there isn't any shade in the pool.

Anything relating to a pool is instantly a first-world problem. This one made me laugh.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:07 pm 
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Sra. Nooch wrote:
Mr. Shankly wrote:
My grandparents had the trees over the pool cut so now there isn't any shade in the pool.

Anything relating to a pool is instantly a first-world problem. This one made me laugh.

I thought this one was pretty perfect, even I had to laugh at it.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:11 pm 
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I'm reading an analog book right now and it's so dim compared to my nook. And the letters are so small. And it's so unevenly distributed!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:21 pm 
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My roommates recently installed a surround-sound system in our living room and it's preventing me from fully enjoying netflix in my bedroom..

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:22 pm 
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