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 Post subject: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:30 pm 
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Oh no, wait.. it's ok, it was just a baby.

Phew, was sure I was going to get diarrhoea there.

Lucky!


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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:32 pm 
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fezza wrote:
Oh no, wait.. it's ok, it was just a baby.

Phew, was sure I was going to get diarrhoea there.

Lucky!


DID YOU EAT BABBY E-NUmBER?

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Nah, it's the baby PATÉ that'll make you sick, not just plain baby. It's the added koala & wallaby fat that does it.

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Was the baby vegan? Just to be sure...


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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Too bad the old board is down. Otherwise I'd post a link to the PPK Absolution thread and we aaaaaall* would have a good laugh.



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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Nah, it's the baby PATÉ that'll make you sick, not just plain baby. It's the added koala & wallaby fat that does it.

I second that. You'll definitely be hitting the pink bottle after that, if you know what I'm sayin.

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Hmm. Wallaby fat...
Now I kind of want to try eucalyptus leaves sauteéd in baby wallaby fat.

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Man, you had me worried for a minute there. It just so happens that I have a baby pie in wallaby aspic in the oven right now (nothing rude about that)!

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Hah, I was waiting for someone to start a thread along these lines! Honey-roasted babies are vegan, right?


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zebedee wrote:
Hah, I was waiting for someone to start a thread along these lines! Honey-roasted babies are vegan, right?


No, but agave-roasted babies are!

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mc dounld's brand baby only please.


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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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If your gonna do it, do it right.

Baby kabobs are the only way!

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Desdemona wrote:
Man, you had me worried for a minute there. It just so happens that I have a baby pie in wallaby aspic in the oven right now (nothing rude about that)!

Oh, don't forget the bacon salt, cuz it makes everything else vegan. It's the bacon salt halo. I put it on all the best organ meats from laboratory-spawned/cloned extinct animals. It makes them as vegan as spinach salad.

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Yummy babby!

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Yummy babby!

Which brings us to the burning (and itching!) question: how is yummy babby formed??

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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zebedee wrote:
Hah, I was waiting for someone to start a thread along these lines! Honey-roasted babies are vegan, right?


For reals! I was grumbling but glad Fezza was joking, she is not annoying and that's how I like it.

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
zebedee wrote:
Hah, I was waiting for someone to start a thread along these lines! Honey-roasted babies are vegan, right?


For reals! I was grumbling but glad Fezza was joking, she is not annoying and that's how I like it.


I've obviously let my standards slip already on the new boards.

Must work harder!


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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Oh no not again!

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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I don't see what the big forking deal is. It's not like you should bother, as a vegan, to read the ingredients.

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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MessyVeggie wrote:
I don't see what the big forking deal is. It's not like you should bother, as a vegan, to read the ingredients.


Well now, I did try to, but it was wriggling too much and I didn't want to cause a scene or look awkward. Besides, if I had sent it back it would have just gone to waste.

But it's ok cos babbies are totally vegan foodstuffs.


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MessyVeggie wrote:
I don't see what the big forking deal is. It's not like you should bother, as a vegan, to read the ingredients.


Yeah, seriously. Only megavegetarians read the ingredients.


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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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+1 Yummy!

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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I'm just going to . . . lock up my baby. Oh, wait. She's almost 4. Too old? Phew.

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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im series guys! YOu PKrs need to litin up.

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 Post subject: Re: I accidentally ate something non vegan! :[
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Desdemona wrote:
joyfulgirl wrote:
Yummy babby!

Which brings us to the burning (ad itching!) question: how is yummy babby formed??


Bundt pan.

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