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 Post subject: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:30 am 
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:32 am 
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well played, pistachiorose

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:35 am 
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Yes!

It'll be two years in January. I'm not getting any younger here.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:36 am 
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I think this warrants a no-sex cheer song.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Yes!

It'll be two years in January. I'm not getting any younger here.

Dude! You've got to get out of Olympia.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I think this warrants a no-sex cheer song.

Or a limerick.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Anyone read the book Chastened? The author voluntarily went a year without sex, got a book deal out of it. Oh, please.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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just a year? goddamn

sign me up for this book business

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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pistachiorose wrote:
hoveringdog wrote:
Yes!

It'll be two years in January. I'm not getting any younger here.

Dude! You've got to get out of Olympia.


Dude! Like it's been any different anywhere else I've lived.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Anyone read the book Chastened? The author voluntarily went a year without sex, got a book deal out of it. Oh, please.

ONE YEAR? Seriously.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I am desirous of makeouts.
At the same time, its been so long and I'm kind of going crazy and starting to hate everyone of the male gender for no reason whatsoever.

I am embittered

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:12 am 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
I am desirous of makeouts.
At the same time, its been so long and I'm kind of going crazy and starting to hate everyone of the male gender for no reason whatsoever.

I am embittered

That has totally happened to me before.

Do you ever start hating couples who do PDA's though? I've had two boyfriends who wouldn't hold hands in public because they don't want to make single people feel bad (because it made them feel bad when they were single).

Also, I feel like I could feel truly happy for the rest of my life if only I could rip out my sexual organs. Sex organs are stupid, they just make me want to have sex, and that doesn't do anybody any good, no sirree.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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hoveringdog wrote:
pistachiorose wrote:
hoveringdog wrote:
Yes!

It'll be two years in January. I'm not getting any younger here.

Dude! You've got to get out of Olympia.


Dude! Like it's been any different anywhere else I've lived.


Honey, I thought half the PPK loved you, though apparently not in the biblical sense.

Seriously, though, what are the straight girls in your area thinking? You seem like an attractive, funny, smart guy.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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My partner pulled a muscle in his back, and while I feel for the lad, I haven't had sex in two weeks now. May I take refuge here for a bit? My lady bits are restless.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:23 am 
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hoveringdog wrote:
pistachiorose wrote:
hoveringdog wrote:
Yes!

It'll be two years in January. I'm not getting any younger here.

Dude! You've got to get out of Olympia.


Dude! Like it's been any different anywhere else I've lived.


Don't be such a pessimist! I bet Olympia's not helping your prospects...

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:32 am 
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CommunistDaughter wrote:
My partner pulled a muscle in his back, and while I feel for the lad, I haven't had sex in two weeks now. May I take refuge here for a bit? My lady bits are restless.

want a book deal? :)

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:37 am 
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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i've had sex somewhat recently, but i haven't had good sex in yearsssss!! the brain being the biggest sexual organ for me, and all the hot prospects in this town being emotionally stunted moroons, makes most sex i've had boringsville. wish i could bypass the brain and just find a lover to get my rocks off. i need a big burly lumberjack type to come along and sort me out. which isn't going to happen so i guess i'll just have to keep reading vampire porn novels..... although some of them have too much dialogue in the sexy scenes. less talk more cork, nosferatu!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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fishelle wrote:
i've had sex somewhat recently, but i haven't had good sex in yearsssss!! the brain being the biggest sexual organ for me, and all the hot prospects in this town being emotionally stunted moroons, makes most sex i've had boringsville. wish i could bypass the brain and just find a lover to get my rocks off. i need a big burly lumberjack type to come along and sort me out. which isn't going to happen so i guess i'll just have to keep reading vampire porn novels..... although some of them have too much dialogue in the sexy scenes. less talk more cork, nosferatu!
ahahahahha kittenbeard!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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hoveringdog wrote:
Anyone read the book Chastened? The author voluntarily went a year without sex, got a book deal out of it. Oh, please.

I should get a set of encyclopedias named after me, then.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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It's been 5 days and I am going crazy. I do not know how you do not do "it" for a month let alone a year!

You should blog about it, maybe that will get you some asparagus


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I AM starting to hate couples/ PDA
This is terrible!

I am soooo cranky. so cranky.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I prefer no sex to bad sex. I may be sexually frustrated, but I have my standards, people!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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booberthefraggle wrote:
I AM starting to hate couples/ PDA
This is terrible!

I am soooo cranky. so cranky.


But the art school boys! Despite the fact that my art school had 65% women, I had more romantic/sexual prospects coming from art school boys than I do now.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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i hate this state of no sex. i kind of have someone i can hook up with, but i'm not sure i'm into it. might give it a chance, though.


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