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seitanicverses
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having  Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:41 pm |
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I tend to prefer slightly younger. At least that's been my trend. I find older guys try and go a bit Svengali on me, in my experience.
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waxwolf
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:47 pm |
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Fee wrote: I like older guys because I hate younger guys. Not only this, but I find guys my age are even too young for me (I'm 24). interrobang?! wrote: i don't even have any motherflippin' batteries at the moment. fork's sake! Buy a motherflippin' hitachi!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:24 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: actually the two times ive been in Olympia I always felt that I might be able to score a lot of poontang if I lived there, college town and all Are you sure you were in Oly?
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:59 pm |
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| Nailed to the V |
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I've been sexting a lot. Does that count as sex?
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ScooterDiva
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:07 pm |
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Older, younger....desperation has me not caring at this point.
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blisslikethis
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:09 am |
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I think it's been way too long. I had a very cute guy take my blood today and I got all nervous and excited and talked/laughed way too much. I kept thinking to myself, "Oh my goodness!!! He's touching my arm!!! What nice hands!! Hot guy is touching me with his fantastic hands!!!" Had to remind myself that he was taking my blood pressure and stabbing my arm with a needle, not trying to cop a feel. By the time I left, I had visualized him naked and us making babies in my head. It was quite embarassing and pathetic. I alternate between feeling like never showing my face there again and wishing I could donate blood again tomorrow.
Sigh. I need some sex in my life.
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Bun
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:23 am |
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What's this "quietly playing chess" thing?
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:02 pm |
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bun, what the fizzle is your avatar about.
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Adah
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:09 pm |
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fupapack wrote: bun, what the fizzle is your avatar about. No one who sees it is ever going to have sex again.
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brian
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:11 pm |
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Looks like a dude with boobs. How far off am I?
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interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:12 pm |
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Adah wrote: fupapack wrote: bun, what the fizzle is your avatar about. no who sees it is ever going to have sex again. oh brilliant. Super that I just saw this literally before going to bed. Thanks *so* much, Bun!
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joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:37 pm |
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Bun wrote: What's this "quietly playing chess" thing? New filter. For "having 'it'"
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brian
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:39 pm |
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brian
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:40 pm |
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:40 pm |
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appifanie
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:43 pm |
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booberthefraggle wrote: I am desirous of makeouts.
indeedy-do. 3 months w/o sex which isn't horrible but waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy longer w/o makeouts.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:57 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: buns avatar is great! It's totally something you would have.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:59 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: buns avatar is great! I actually imagined it as the top part of your avatar.
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tinglepants!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:00 pm |
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hoveringdog wrote: Adam Crisis wrote: buns avatar is great! I actually imagined it as the top part of your avatar. I forgot that bun had changed her avatar, and for a minute, I was all sorts of confused and disgusted.
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waxwolf
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:15 pm |
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I finally got some!! I will now skip merrily from this thread. 
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:21 pm |
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I'd like someone to stick it in, please. Thanks.
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lycophyte
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:53 am |
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interrobang?! wrote: The only offer of sex I've had recently was off someone who is in a relationship already and didn't think I knew. Yeah. People. Urrrgh. Well, I'll put the invitation out for whenever I end up in Scotland or you are in the US. ;-) But really...offers? Like, I've only gotten one offer for hookups in my entire life and I turned it down since I just started a new job and I was at training and thought it might be a bad first impression. Actually moved to the area with the person who offered but I don't think she recognized me since she was super duper drunk. What I need to do is know how to like, feel like i can be a sexy person. I can't. I seem aloof and asexual to people I think. Its far safer I guess. I'm too shy and awkward to make an offer like that, you know, outside of the PPK online world. Like, how does sex happen when not in a relationship? (I'm familiar with it not happening when IN a relationship, both sides, me not wanting it and the other not wanting it or having time or whatever) How do people know someone is flirting and might go along with some booty time? WHY CAN'T I READ THESE CUES!! Or maybe I really actually don't get them, but in the past people have told me afterward (like YEARS later) that someone was flirting with me or something. Tonight- roller derby followed by gay bar possibility, tons of the ladies abounding. Probably won't have any noticeable flirting even if I'm trying, in my bad flirting form, nor will anyone but my guy friend dance with me. Of course I don't know how to sexy dance and not feel awkward either. So I probably don't invite anyone to dance with me with my body posture. bleh. Sorry for whining y'all. I just wish I understood the grown up world of sexytimes and how to connect with it.
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Bun
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:39 pm |
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I replaced my avatar because I thought people might perceive it as.. I don't know... body hate?
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:02 pm |
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lycophyte wrote: bleh. Sorry for whining y'all. I just wish I understood the grown up world of sexytimes and how to connect with it. +1 yummy?
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