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 Post subject: Please help me out with my 1 million US hit goal during MOFO
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:35 pm 
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Whether you like me or my blog, please help me make my 1 million US hit goal. I get $3 for every 1,000 US impressions from FoodBuzz. With a million hits, I could raise $3,000 for two local charities and myself to help with medical bills. 1/3 will go to my local food bank, 1/3 will go to the local humane association, and 1/3 will go towards my families medical bills.

Share the news with your buddies, on your social networking sites, and in skywriting. I can't do this alone, but I believe in miracles. Even if I do not hit 1 million, I still intend to split the money between the two charities and leave myself out of the equation if it isn't even close. Last year I was able to give $30 to my local food bank--I raised $15 and Mr. J matched my funds.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:35 pm 
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Hey PPKers

Whether you like me, my blog, or neither, please help me make my 1 million US hit goal. I get $3 for every 1,000 US impressions from FoodBuzz. With a million hits, I could raise $3,000 for two local charities and myself to help with medical bills. 1/3 will go to my local food bank, 1/3 will go to the local humane association, and 1/3 will go towards my families medical bills.

Share the news with your buddies, on your social networking sites, and in skywriting. I can't do this alone, but I believe in miracles. Even if I do not hit 1 million, I still intend to split the money between the two charities and leave myself out of the equation if it isn't even close. Last year I was able to give $30 to my local food bank--I raised $15 and Mr. J matched my funds.

Thanks so much,

xo Jewy

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Sorry for the double post! Silly fingers.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:04 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:16 pm 
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How are the hits counted? If I visit your blog a million times do you win? Because I will totally visit your blog a million times if that will make you win.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:26 pm 
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Rachel, unfortunately, only US hits count for FoodBuzz. But I love visitors from all over the world.

CQ, one million US impressions will help me reach my goal. I don't really win anything, I just have more $$ to give to the food bank and animal shelter. If I'm closer to a million, I'm taking a third of the $ because we have some medical bills to pay.

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How are the hits counted? If I visit your blog a million times do you win? Because I will totally visit your blog a million times if that will make you win.


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How are the hits counted? If I visit your blog a million times do you win? Because I will totally visit your blog a million times if that will make you win.

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i don't understand what an "impression" is. is that just site visits?

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I wish my page counts would help you (I'm in Canada) but I'll still visit your site regardless! :)

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Do you have a counter so we can see how close you are?!

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 Post subject: Re: Please help me out with my 1 million US hit goal during
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:36 am 
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There's a counter at the bottom of the page, but it is not correct for mofo. It is the all time count since I started the blog 3 years ago. I can say that since MOFO started I've racked up about 3 thousand impressions, but I don't know if all of them are US. If they are, then that's $9 that we've raised.

I know I shot myself in the foot when I left FaceBook because I had a ton of people I could network with there, but it was really driving me spiritually crazy. So every day I have been tweeting using #veganmofo and #trueblood, and that's helped. I've also updated my FoodBuzz account each day with a link to reach out to vegetarians and omnivores to check out what I'm doing. Prior to MOFO, I sent press releases to all forms of media in Btown and no one called me wanting more information. Boo. I'm hoping the food bank and animal shelter will tweet/facebook/myspace/etc. the information to their followers.

One Million US Hits is a really high goal, some would say too high. But I honestly believe in miracles, and I really love my food bank and local animal shelter. I hate being part of the working poor and really want to do nothing more than to give to a couple of agencies that give so much to Btown.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:54 am 
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I keep checking it and sending the page to my husband via stumbleupon, without mentioning my evil plan of just trying to get your hit count up. I've also sent it to a non-vegan friend, but I think he would get tired of seeing it repeatedly.

I see me making him that catfish in the very near future.


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I pinterested your po boy!

Me too (well, repinned it from Lazy Smurf)

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:50 am 
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Thanks, Y'all--every bit helps.

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I was close with the official count: 2769

That's 997,231 hits to go in 17 days. That's 58,660 US visits a day.

Acc. to Google stats, I have over 1,000 viewers from the US.

All they need to do is visit That PITA Vegan 59 times a day.

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I was close with the official count: 2769

That's 997,231 hits to go in 17 days. That's 58,660 US visits a day.

Acc. to Google stats, I have over 1,000 viewers from the US.

All they need to do is visit That PITA Vegan 59 times a day.


I am for serious going to your blog to refresh 59 times now.

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What's your twitter handle?


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