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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:19 am 
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I had a kitteh randomly come into my apartment the other night, purring and cuddling and being all cute and stuff. And then she left of her own volition, and I haven't seen her since. And now I'm up worried she's out dealing drugs, getting in street fights, and such. She didn't seem like a stray, so I hope she found her people. Sad panda.
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She probably saw the knitting on your coffee table and went out looking for the girl.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:47 am 
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Hope that kitty is ok, she is a cutie!

This morning Laptop woke me up by pulling my hair. He gets just a few strands in his mouth and then tugs so hard they rip out of my head or break off.

When I yell he jumps up purring and gives me a kiss. I think this qualifies as an abusive relationship.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:39 am 
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Orson's been dragging one of my ankle weights around the apartment with his mouth. I think he likes the sound of the velcro, but man, that thing weighs a little more than he does. He must have heard me calling him a chubster.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:36 pm 
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If I'm laying down, Tristan, please do not stand on my breasts. There is a million other places to stand, so why do you always stand on my breasts? It hurts. And when I try to move you, please don't act like your feelings are so hurt. It makes me feel bad.

seriously. jack just figured out that he LOVES walking back and forth across my boobs. and he can't figure out why i don't think it's totally great.

Venger does this to me every damn morning. He knows it's a fool-proof way to make me get up and feed him as it's soooo damn ouchy. Smart kitty.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:53 pm 
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Miss Zillary has decided that she loves the trash can. If I pull it out from under the sink to throw scraps in while I'm cooking, I might look down to find her physically in there and digging around.

She has also decided that 4 am is a perfectly appropriate time to wail at the top of her lungs. Food, water, litter, all good. Try to get her to cuddle and she wants no part of it. I think she just wants me to know that she's bored.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:06 pm 
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When I was a kid my mom had a cat named Eleanor. Her revenge when we did things she disapproved of was to wait until we were all off doing other things and then pee on the electric coil burners of the stove. It was an especially genius revenge because we usually didn't know she'd done it until someone turned on the burner.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING smells worse than burning cat pee. I was about 5 or 6 at the time, and 25 years later I still have vivid memories of that smell.

The current cat, Steve, is a character and is definitely a bad kitty sometimes, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing he could do that would ever top that.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:15 pm 
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Maleficent hates it when I talk to my boyfriend on Skype, she'll run across the keyboard like crazy, and when I woke up this morning, she was curled up asleep on top of the keyboard as if guarding it.

Boyfriend keeps getting cat blocked.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:08 pm 
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Oh my forking god, Nigel! Cats do NOT eat chipolte peppers. Or guacamole. AHH!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:18 pm 
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Venger! Hellloooooo! My arm is not a forking corn on the cob! Go night night now. Jeezum.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:38 am 
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Desmond, why must you wake me at 5 AM to "feed" you. There is food in your bowl. I'm going to walk with you to your food bowl, and you'll immediately go "wow! look at all that food in my bowl". Can't we just skip the part where I get out of bed?


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:13 am 
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My first cat used to have some territory problems with my father.
When everybody was watching tv together or gathered for some reason, he'd be there - very blasé, pretending he was sleeping on the floor. But every time my father stood up, Tommy stole his seat. He could probably feel that my father's always been a dog person.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:29 am 
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2 cats sleeping innocently around me in bed. You'd never think the little mustards had been up since 5 am throwing things off high shelves.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:59 am 
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paprikapapaya wrote:
Tristan does parkour/freerunning all over the house. I am not even kidding. One fluid, flowing stream of flips, jumps off the walls, runs, karate kicks, and more jumps off the walls. He has learned that if he's running and he jumps up on the wall, he can propel himself off in the direction he wants to go. I guess it's more fun than just, you know, walking in the direction you want to go.


Esme does this, too!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:10 pm 
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leticia wrote:
My first cat used to have some territory problems with my father.
When everybody was watching tv together or gathered for some reason, he'd be there - very blasé, pretending he was sleeping on the floor. But every time my father stood up, Tommy stole his seat. He could probably feel that my father's always been a dog person.


Maybe your dad just had the warmest butt?


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:04 pm 
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quagga wrote:
leticia wrote:
My first cat used to have some territory problems with my father.
When everybody was watching tv together or gathered for some reason, he'd be there - very blasé, pretending he was sleeping on the floor. But every time my father stood up, Tommy stole his seat. He could probably feel that my father's always been a dog person.


Maybe your dad just had the warmest butt?

Yeah, this makes more sense.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:27 pm 
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Banana ate about half a cup of cashew creme before we caught him. Cashews are expensive, dangit!


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:33 pm 
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Bad banana! Cashews ARE expensive. Make that kitty get a job.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:37 pm 
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Mmm, I bet Banana was pissed when you took that cashew creme away.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:36 am 
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The silver lining was that I'd accidentally made a larger batch than intended and was going to start a thread asking "what can I do with all this cashew creme?" Ha. He took care of that question for me.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:57 am 
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Whoa! Half a cup? Have there been any gastrointestinal....repercussions?


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:03 pm 
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Amazingly, no. He acts as if nothing had happened. I think this cat has a stomach of steel. He once chewed open a pack of my husband's blue cheese and ate at least a couple square inches of it with no ill effects.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:45 pm 
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Last night Benjamin was so. bad. We were snuggling, and then he turns around, glares at me, and bites me. He did that thing where he gripped my arm with his front feet, and then was kicking with the back feet and biting me with the most evil look on his face. I yelled at him and made him let me hold him and touch his belly and stuff to remind him who is in charge, he went and slept at the foot of my bed and then 10 minutes later came back and did it again! then sat up and tried hitting me in the face. I don't know what his deal is.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:50 pm 
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I used to be able to get a refuge from Pankitten in my bed, because he demands pets and attention all day and night, but he was afraid of my bed (which is a wobbly, lofted bed).

He's finally gotten over that fear, and now spends all night pawing at my hands and generally keeping me up. I can't get mad because he's SO CUTE, but...


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
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Awwww, you guys. Gozer left a dead cricket on a plate for me. I feed him, so he's going to feed me. Such a good kitty!


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
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...to remind him who is in charge.


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