Post Punk Kitchen Forum

Since there hasn't been much whining lately, I'll say that as much as I appreciate how the new board has cut down on trolling, I miss the really dramatic threads!

Sometimes you just have to create your own drama Little My. Go post something you know the majority of people on these forms will disagree with or find offensive, then act personally offended when they post views different from the one you posted and swear to never come back. But really come back often and keep whining about how misunderstood and persecuted you are while insulting everyone else. Be your own troll Little My! You can do it!

or, alternatively, go take a visit to another vegan board and ask an innocent question (if they even let you in). Get PO'd. Return and breathe a sigh of relief......

I was just thinking I'm going to start eating honey. For the enzymes. Then I'll buy Vegan YumYum and read it on a park bench surrounded by hateful bums, before taking pasta salad made with red food colouring to a potluck, with my partner.

Bonus points if you wear leather shoes and apologize about them constantly ("I got them before I was vegan, but they're just soooo comfortable!") while refusing to have your children vaccinated.

I'm kind of in awe of your ability to summarize everything so precisely.

FTFY

foodandfashion was awful. We need her back.

I would also accept katiecarlos.

carameldate!

If we are going to have a troll we need a grade A pile of fun. Skeppy was awesome fun. That was one of the most epic bans ever and also cemented my forever love for Calcuhater. There was also ElaineV who I personally miss a whole lot.

The C-grade porn starlet with the pointy chin? I thought she got banned from the old board, too.

"The thread in which sameness describes you in one pithy sentence..." It would be the Evil Kirk version of a Pandacookie thread.

She most certainly was banned from the boards of yore.

I keep all my drama in PM's because I'm classy.

Quick somebody flounce!

*sob* Why did I stay away from the PPK so long? It sounds like I missed so much good trollery! AND an epic ban!

i don't remember skeppy

I too am disappointed by the lack of trollery. When I used to read the old boards, it was so entertaining. Are they archived somewhere? Could someone please create a troll anthology to tide us over until the next one shows up here? Please?

The trolleys just don't cut it as a replacement.

There may not be many trolls but the bots are out of control! The kitchen is overrun with them this morning. I expect them to leave little bot-droppings all over the counter and gnaw holes in other people's threads.

What do you guys think: humane traps or snap traps?

*Snort* Coffee up the nose.

i say we get a giant baby and feed them to it.

A giant baby sounds terrifying.

Based on today's spam this is a post to see if custard is filtered.