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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:02 pm 
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I don't think I'll ever have sex again, I was out with friends last night and the specimens within my age group were O.O *shudders*

I did find myself attracted to one guy (first since splitting with my ex 6mths ago) but I'm so old I've lost the ability to tell people's ages so he could well have been 10 years younger, which wouldn't suit me. He did spend a lot of time looking in my direction but my eyes are so old I couldn't see if he was looking at me or one of the (many!) scantily clad young fillies around me. Every time I had to walk past him I just kept my head down, because apparently a 13yr relationship has rendered me incapable of social aptitude.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:44 pm 
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I am suffering from serious makeout withdrawl.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:50 pm 
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hoveringdog wrote:
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actually the two times ive been in Olympia I always felt that I might be able to score a lot of poontang if I lived there, college town and all


Yeah, if I weren't too old and washed up for college women. I suspect a bigger city might have more single thirty-somethings, at least that seems to be true from browsing OkCupid.

Popular opinion polls have you listed as the prime candidate for college/university women.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:41 pm 
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I wasn't going steady, but there were some usual suspects... but now I'm in a new city and hardly know a soul. I find myself drawing a lot of naked people in my spare time. hmmm.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:58 pm 
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B_A_D wrote:
I am suffering from serious makeout withdrawl.


Same here. sup bb caykez?!1

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:04 am 
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thisheregiraffe wrote:
B_A_D wrote:
I am suffering from serious makeout withdrawl.


Same here. sup bb caykez?!1

not much, how you doing?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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not much, how you doing?


Fantastic, other than my neighbor yelling "PUTA MADRE" every few minutes. He never stops.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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thisheregiraffe wrote:
B_A_D wrote:
not much, how you doing?


Fantastic, other than my neighbor yelling "PUTA MADRE" every few minutes. He never stops.

how odd..

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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There has got to be something that is like the anti-viagra and will kill sex drives right? right?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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B_A_D wrote:
There has got to be something that is like the anti-viagra and will kill sex drives right? right?


Prozac.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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tinglepants! wrote:
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There has got to be something that is like the anti-viagra and will kill sex drives right? right?


Prozac.


Or Zoloft. Whichever.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:33 pm 
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interesting.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Some hormonal contraception (for some people)?

My special friend, whom I haven't seen in seven months (not counting skype), lives in another country. What the hell was I thinking?


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Chipmunk wrote:
Some hormonal contraception (for some people)?

My special friend, whom I haven't seen in seven months (not counting skype), lives in another country. What the hell was I thinking?

I am thinking the same same thing.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:34 pm 
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I really just want someone to touch my boobs.

90% for sexual pleasure
10% to tell me if this bump is normal

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:06 pm 
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I haven't shaved my legs in an extraordinarily long time. Like, since it got cold enough to wear pants every day.
This is terrible.
I want to make out with every single person I see.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:18 pm 
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fabulous_muscles wrote:
I'd like someone to stick it in, please. Thanks.

This is somewhat ambiguous.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:06 pm 
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all of a sudden i need to fuuuuck haha
no really. i was sitting here minding my own business (browsing ppk ) then all of a sudden OMG LET'S fork and now i'm pissed off that my date was postponed
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:33 pm 
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All I have to say is... the sex dreams need to stop or something bad will happen.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:37 pm 
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good thing i have a BFF waiting for me in my nightstand.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:12 am 
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semiautomatic wrote:
good thing i have a BFF waiting for me in my nightstand.


HAhaha. It's been 3 years since my last "bff" but I don't even know where to start looking for one.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:17 am 
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I've been dreamin about sex like crazy. Like at least three times a week. I don't think I ever had a sex dream before this year.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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semiautomatic wrote:
good thing i have a BFF waiting for me in my nightstand.


HAhaha. It's been 3 years since my last "bff" but I don't even know where to start looking for one.


i got mine at a women-positive worker's co-op in toronto called "come as you are." i think you can order online from them...but i'm sure you can find a good store near you. or you could rummage through some cupboards/drawers/crispers in your room/bathroom/fridge. haha.

sex with vegetables, vegan as fork!

ha. fork.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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sex with vegetables, vegan as fork!


sigged, thank you very much!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:00 am 
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