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 Post subject: Re: Baby toy or sex toy?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:15 am 
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10/15

I've been going to too many baby showers lately. =_=


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:34 am 
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toy quiz wrote:
You have scored: 10 out of 15
Pretty Good. You still need to spend more time at the local bookstore.


I think most of the ones I didn't immediately recognize were quite easy to guess from their texture and the presence or absence of edges and/or seams. Still, some are a bit tricky.


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13/15! I don't own any sex toys or baby toys. I'm a natural!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:56 pm 
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10/15. Not too bad!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:12 pm 
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7/15

a friend of mine bought be a latex fist sex toy. it was basically just a forearm with a slightly tapered fist. i sold it (unused!) to a kid at a garage sale. he was thwacking his grandmother with it as they left. my friends and i thought it was hysterical. the end.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:22 pm 
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esme wrote:
7/15

a friend of mine bought be a latex fist sex toy. it was basically just a forearm with a slightly tapered fist. i sold it (unused!) to a kid at a garage sale. he was thwacking his grandmother with it as they left. my friends and i thought it was hysterical. the end.


I am trying really hard not to wet myself.

Thank you. My day has been shitty and this made me feel better. I <3 you, you bad naughty esme you <3

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:33 pm 
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3/15. My skills are abominable.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:37 pm 
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11/15

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You have scored: 2 out of 15
You fail. Stay out of the bedroom. Not to mention the nursery.

I can't believe I scored lower than HD (No offense HD). I have never owned a sex toy and have never been inside a sexy shop. I don't have babies anywhere near me.
I do have very vanilla sex, apparently.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:50 pm 
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A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY.

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:03 pm 
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5/15. I suck! Or perhaps I don't? I have 2 kids so I don't know what this says about me. But to think that I can't tell a teething ring from a cork ring is a bit of a worry.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:09 pm 
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5/15. Glad to see I'm not the only one. I'll never look at baby toys the same way again.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:07 pm 
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11/15. i'm surprised.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:13 pm 
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11/15 I don't use toys for sex and I don't have babies, so apparently a little imagination went a long way.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:21 pm 
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GraciaKai wrote:
4/15, I suck at this game!


me too!
4/15


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:14 pm 
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4/15. hahaha rubbish.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:53 pm 
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I'm with Dandelion. A natural at 14/15, without owning either!

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 Post subject: Re: Baby toy or sex toy?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:15 pm 
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8/15. Eesh.

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 Post subject: Re: Baby toy or sex toy?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:26 pm 
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11/15

Did anyone else click on the (I'm paraphrasing) "how to make a sex toy out of a potato chip can" link on the left side?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:21 am 
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10/15 even though I took this test a couple of years ago as well.
Petunia wrote:
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Did anyone else click on the (I'm paraphrasing) "how to make a sex toy out of a potato chip can" link on the left side?

I did not click that one, but I clicked on this one. Totally appropriate for the PPK! http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/organi ... -rack.html


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 Post subject: Re: Baby toy or sex toy?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:40 pm 
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11/15...and I could definitely tell what some of those sex toys were by the close-ups. I swear I don't have a giant collection of sex toys! You just start to notice them pretty easily once you've been to a few sex toy parties. However, I'm slightly disturbed by the fact that it's so easy to mistaken some baby toys for sex toys.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:08 pm 
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8/15. Yeesh.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:38 am 
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I got 9 out of 15 and told to spend more time at my local book store? I'm not sure what a book store has to do with either baby or sex toys but alright!

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:54 am 
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5/15! I am shamed.


Me too!


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