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So apparently Katy and Russel aren't divorced?

I don't know why I care so much, but I do. I really didn't want them to separate.

That article is from the beginning of December. I'm pretty sure Russel Brand confirmed that they were separating later in December.

ahaha, best thread. Magic celebrity gossip time machine! It might not be too late! We can still go back in time and make them go to marriage counseling!

Thank you so much for making this thread. I need a place to discuss silly and shallow celebrity gossip.

I think you'll all appreciate that I won tickets to a Celtics game and the best part was that they were playing the Nets. Which didn't mean anything to me when I first won them, then at the game I realized that Kris Humphries plays for the Nets. He was there, but he didn't play. There were some good signs in the crowd for him though, including 4-5 people who'd made Kim Kardashian masks (her face on a Popsicle stick). Good for laughs!

I read today that Rachel Zoe is pregnant with her second child. I can't even believe she didn't break in half birthing Skylar, so this is pretty amazing news.

I really hope it's true and that she has a safe pregnancy. I worry so much when people are pregnant (whether I know them or not). And she does seem to be, um, small of child bearing. Plus, she's a bit older for having a baby, right? Late 30s?

Well, late 30s isn't too bad for carrying babies. Was she the one with Michael Fassbender?

No way is she late 30s. I'm pretty sure she's at least 40.

In other news, Khloe Kardashian might be a secret love child of someone other than OJ Simpson's lawyer. It would make sense, since she is so much less ridiculous than the rest of the Kardashians.

no way! I think she's the most obnoxious one! The little 16 year old Kendall, seems to be the least ridiculous/obnoxious, in my opinion (basing this off of only seeing a few eps of the show)

This is my new favourite thread for gossip. Forget you, big media gossip sites! Discussing these things with PPKers is so much better.

Oh I totes read that Khloe Kardashian thing. Scandal! But my article cut out when it was talking about in Keeping up with the Kardashians she had suspected she was ..I don't know..adopted or something after looking at baby pics and she had a DNA test but then I didn't get to read about what happened with that.

I burst out laughing when I read this.

I just caught wind of the whole Beyonce's fake pregnancy thing yesterday and now I'm endlessly intrigued/caught up in it. She paid $1.3 million (million!!) for a private floor at a hospital in NYC when she gave birth.

im still trying to figure out why Jay-Z and Beyonce named their daughter after something that sounds like a batman villian.

and i love the color blue and all but it usually means sadness so again.....why????

I love Rachel Zoe, but she looks ancient to me because she is so skeletal. Ba. nanas.

Would you all hate me and throw kale at my head if I admitted I just looked at Khloe Kardashian's twitter feed to see what she was saying about being a non-Kardashian? I need a hobby.

I think Rachel Zoe is more like 40, at least that's what I read today.

I also read abut the Beyonce hospital thing today, but supposedly Lenox Hill Hospital is denying everything, and saying she just paid the normal rate for the 'executive suite' that anyone could get.

I'll come clean with my shame and admit that I bought a 1 year subscription to US Weekly. I like reading them while I soak in the tub and I don't have to worry about dropping my reader in the water.

jealousfaced! :)

you can send them my way when you're done with them!

I love trashy magazines. And trashy websites. And trashy tv. When I am doing something other than school or work, I want my brain to ROT.

I totally read Jezebel and Gawker every day.

This is why I love Jezebel for trash:
"Old pictures of the Kardashian family show that Khloe's old nose looks nothing like her sister's old noses, or Robert Kardashian's nose. (See Fig. 3)"

Ha ha ha... yes... I feel the same way sometimes. I never did before I went to grad school and then it was like aaaaah so much thinking all the time, pleezus jeezus just let my brain eat a little junk food.

Hold up. J.Lo and Bradley Cooper used to be a thang? I need to start watching TMZ again because I did not know this!

I am loving this thread. Rachel was 38 when she got pregnant. Which really surprised me because she looks soooo bad for her age. So damn skinny and just always stressed out with her E.T. face. She never struck me as mom material, but whatever, she is a millionaire so she can be whatever she wants with all the help in the world. Her husband is hilarious.

Since similar comments have been made already, I'm gonna say that the only rule for this thread is we don't talk about body types whether it's thin, fat, or in between.

Here's another confession: if anyone else is in the room with me, I'll put on "Jeopardy". After they leave, I switch the channel to "Access Hollywood" and turn down the volume so I don't get busted.

so what now about Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis? Did they split or not?

Someone mentioned this in work. I hadn't even heard about it!