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 Post subject: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:27 am 
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...wait, what did you think I meant?

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:38 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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If I go to a party and see these, I would probably have to fight the urge to either:

trip anyone who uses them
finger fork my eye
vomit

I have an irrational hate for those.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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teddyplanet wrote:
Aaaaaaand filters truly enable dirty minds.
Good god yes.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:34 am 
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Who turns downs finger forks? Who?


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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Finger fork with a finger fork? Ouch.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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poopiebitch wrote:
...wait, what did you think I meant?

precisely what was in the picture.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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Silly. Those are finger KNIVES.

So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set!

Until you have an itch.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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OUCH.
I mean...what?

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:53 am 
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solipsistnation wrote:

Silly. Those are finger KNIVES.

So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set!

Until you have an itch.


But how do you eat soup? Or more importantly, ice cream?


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:13 pm 
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bekki wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:

Silly. Those are finger KNIVES.

So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set!

Until you have an itch.


But how do you eat soup? Or more importantly, ice cream?


Bowl on table. Face in bowl. Vigorous slurping. PROBLEM SOLVED.

A similar approach resolves the finger "fork" problem as well.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:42 pm 
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Perfect for when you can't be bothered to actually hold your fork?


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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solipsistnation wrote:
bekki wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:

Silly. Those are finger KNIVES.

So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set!

Until you have an itch.


But how do you eat soup? Or more importantly, ice cream?


Bowl on table. Face in bowl. Vigorous slurping. PROBLEM SOLVED.

A similar approach resolves the finger "fork" problem as well.

I was thinking sporks but I like your idea better.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:44 pm 
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I imagine the angle one would have to rotate their hand to put this in their mouth would be very uncomfortable.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:48 pm 
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I totally did a spit take when I read this- only the second time ever!


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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Finger fork with a finger fork? Ouch.


Indeed!
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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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well, just in case anyone else was thinking what i was thinking, here's something to make you feel a bit better:

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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solipsistnation wrote:
Silly. Those are finger KNIVES.

So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set!

Until you have an itch.

i'd think forks would take care of that quite well.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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Is it weird that I now have a fantasy of having a party where everyone must use finger forks?


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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Mars wrote:
I imagine the angle one would have to rotate their hand to put this in their mouth would be very uncomfortable.

As soon as I read "rotate your hand"... I imagined someone trying to eat pasta with one of those. Like long spaghetti. Ouch!


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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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Is it weird that I now have a fantasy of having a party where everyone must use finger forks?


I would totally go to that party.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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No thank you. I'm still learning how to use chopsticks!

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 Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
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joyfulgirl wrote:
Is it weird that I now have a fantasy of having a party where everyone must use finger forks?

If you throw a finger fork party, I'm totally there!

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