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poopiebitch
Post subject: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:27 am
And you never will.
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:41 pmPosts: 2974Location: Meh-phis
...wait, what did you think I meant?
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Bun
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:38 am
Level 7 Vegan
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:41 amPosts: 1499Location: "HOLLAND"
YES I mean YES
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phee
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:27 am
Lactose Intolerant...Literally
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:20 pmPosts: 726Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
If I go to a party and see these, I would probably have to fight the urge to either: trip anyone who uses them finger fork my eye vomit I have an irrational hate for those.
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teddyplanet
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:38 am
Weird Al Copycat
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:32 pmPosts: 437Location: Cardiff, Wales
Aaaaaaand filters truly enable dirty minds.
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Fascist
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:30 am
Lactose Intolerant...Literally
Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:21 pmPosts: 689Location: NC, USA
teddyplanet wrote:
Aaaaaaand filters truly enable dirty minds.
Good god yes.
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Pi_Face
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:34 am
Like Anal, But Backwards
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:05 pmPosts: 1826Location: There is good service currently operating on the Piccadily Line.
Who turns downs finger forks? Who?
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Love Child
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:55 am
Level 7 Vegan
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:27 pmPosts: 1524Location: Sweden
Finger fork with a finger fork? Ouch.
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EmperorTomatoKetchup
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:05 am
Brain Made of Raw Seitan
Joined: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:50 pmPosts: 1242Location: NJ -> Bristol UK
poopiebitch wrote:
...wait, what did you think I meant?
precisely what was in the picture.
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Mr. Shankly
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:09 am
Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan
Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:03 pmPosts: 4351Location: Gallifrey
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solipsistnation
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:51 am
Fat Morrissey
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pmPosts: 3820Location: Santa Cruz, CAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr. Shankly wrote:
Silly. Those are finger KNIVES.
So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set!
Until you have an itch.
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paprikapapaya
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:52 am
Bought a used copy of Natural Harvest
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:29 pmPosts: 4952Location: Ontariariario
OUCH. I mean...what?
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bekki
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:53 am
Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:47 pmPosts: 1865Location: NC
solipsistnation wrote:
Silly. Those are finger KNIVES. So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set! Until you have an itch.
But how do you eat soup? Or more importantly, ice cream?
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solipsistnation
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:13 pm
Fat Morrissey
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pmPosts: 3820Location: Santa Cruz, CAAAAAAAAAAA
bekki wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
Silly. Those are finger KNIVES. So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set! Until you have an itch.
But how do you eat soup? Or more importantly, ice cream?
Bowl on table. Face in bowl. Vigorous slurping. PROBLEM SOLVED.
A similar approach resolves the finger "fork" problem as well.
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ashley
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:42 pm
Has it on Blue Vinyl
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:25 pmPosts: 2149Location: Sacramento
Perfect for when you can't be bothered to actually hold your fork?
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Mr. Shankly
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:52 pm
Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan
Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:03 pmPosts: 4351Location: Gallifrey
solipsistnation wrote:
bekki wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
Silly. Those are finger KNIVES. So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set! Until you have an itch.
But how do you eat soup? Or more importantly, ice cream?
Bowl on table. Face in bowl. Vigorous slurping. PROBLEM SOLVED.
A similar approach resolves the finger "fork" problem as well.
I was thinking sporks but I like your idea better.
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Mars
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:44 pm
Plays The Sims 2 religiously
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pmPosts: 4938Location: Portland, OR
I imagine the angle one would have to rotate their hand to put this in their mouth would be very uncomfortable.
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Sockses
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:48 pm
Has PETA on speed dial
Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:42 pmPosts: 85
I totally did a spit take when I read this- only the second time ever!
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dakini
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:48 pm
Spent a night at the Bates Motel
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:31 pmPosts: 1819Location: detroit, mi
Love Child wrote:
Finger fork with a finger fork? Ouch.
Indeed!
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torque
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:55 pm
Seagull of the PPK
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:46 pmPosts: 5681Location: Brasil
well, just in case anyone else was thinking what i was thinking, here's something to make you feel a bit better:
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EmperorTomatoKetchup
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:36 am
Brain Made of Raw Seitan
Joined: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:50 pmPosts: 1242Location: NJ -> Bristol UK
solipsistnation wrote:
Silly. Those are finger KNIVES. So you need that on one hand and the forks on the other, and you're all set! Until you have an itch.
i'd think forks would take care of that quite well.
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joyfulgirl
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:48 am
Keepin' It Seal
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:32 pmPosts: 3137Location: Long Island, NY
Is it weird that I now have a fantasy of having a party where everyone must use finger forks?
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Phoenix
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:19 am
Fat Morrissey
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:31 pmPosts: 3727Location: Graz, Austria
Mars wrote:
I imagine the angle one would have to rotate their hand to put this in their mouth would be very uncomfortable.
As soon as I read "rotate your hand"... I imagined someone trying to eat pasta with one of those. Like long spaghetti. Ouch!
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solipsistnation
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:36 am
Fat Morrissey
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pmPosts: 3820Location: Santa Cruz, CAAAAAAAAAAA
joyfulgirl wrote:
Is it weird that I now have a fantasy of having a party where everyone must use finger forks?
I would totally go to that party.
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nickvicious
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:26 pm
Dying from Nooch Lung
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:01 amPosts: 3371Location: Chandler, AZ
No thank you. I'm still learning how to use chopsticks!
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
Post subject: Re: Would you like a finger fork?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:54 pm
Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pmPosts: 4588
joyfulgirl wrote:
Is it weird that I now have a fantasy of having a party where everyone must use finger forks?
If you throw a finger fork party, I'm totally there!
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