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Is my housemate going to kill us all in our sleep?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:02 am 
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So... I live with 5 other people, one of them has become more and more isolated lately, and barely talks to anyone. That is if we even see him, he seems to have taken over the unused part of the house downstairs. He has dropped out of uni (he is here on a student visa from france). He has also started interviewing people for the rooms that will be vacant in a few weeks when some other housemates leave, without discussing it with anyone else.

So anyway, today I was downstairs looking for some of my stuff that I left down there, and I noticed a swastika made out of coins on the table. Is this a bad sign or just, something else? Am I going to die?

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are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay?


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caterpillar wrote:
I noticed a swastika ... Is this a bad sign?

ha.
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are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay?

First they came for the jews, poles, "gypsies", handicapped and gays,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay.

Then they came for me
and by that time no one was left to speak up.

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fupapack wrote:
are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay?


No, but there is a polish american girl. So you're saying I'm safe as long as she is still alive? We should use her like a canary in a mine? Is that vegan?

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your roommate sounds incredibly creepy.

you better kill him in his sleep, just to be sure.


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and the priesty people.


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caterpillar wrote:
fupapack wrote:
are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay?


No, but there is a polish american girl. So you're saying I'm safe as long as she is still alive? We should use her like a canary in a mine? Is that vegan?

this is a good idea.


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I was so distracted by this I just put my phone through the washing machine. RIP phone, the first victim.

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put it in a jar of rice and dont turn it on until it is dry.


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it was all part of the plan. Your housemate is going to cut off all your communications then kill you all in your sleep.

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if hes just dropped out and hes far away from home, it sounds like he's sad =[

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Alien wrote:
if hes just dropped out and hes far away from home, it sounds like he's sad =[

but from everything else you wrote, it sounds like he's potentially psychotic.


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fupapack wrote:
put it in a jar of rice and dont turn it on until it is dry.

This takes approximately 24-48 hours.

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fezza wrote:
Are you ginger?

I have a red beard? Is this bad?

I am going to bed now, wish me luck.

ps phone is sleeping in some rice, hopefully it wakes up too.

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move the coins and put them into a giant happy face. then you'll probably wake up dead for sure.
ok bad idea
what would be the best shape to rearrange them into? Handgun? Fist?

Um, seriously, i'd be really, really disturbed by this. What do your other housemates think about the situation? If he's not in uni and on a student visa, can you make some anonymous phone calls and erm, expedite his exit? I'd be out of that house lickety split, personally.

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caterpillar wrote:
fezza wrote:
Are you ginger?

I have a red beard? Is this bad?

I am going to bed now, wish me luck.

ps phone is sleeping in some rice, hopefully it wakes up too.


They came for the gingers first.


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Maybe he was trying to make that Buddhist symbol?

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i'm the confrontational type and am amazed i'm still with this mortal coil. i'd ask him directly what message he intended to convey with his coin art. perhaps he's a fan of native american tapestry, which incorporated the swastika, a symbol of wealth.

if he's disgruntled give him an ultimatum. no one deserves to live with an abusive person. his happiness or displeasure with the world is not your responsibility. your safety is.

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caterpillar wrote:
I was so distracted by this I just put my phone through the washing machine. RIP phone, the first victim.

I don't know why but I find this to be the funniest thing I have read on the new boards.

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Maybe he was trying to make that Buddhist symbol?

no lie, the first quilt i ever made i was not really doing well and i had a more experienced friend come to help me lay out the pieces, we're standing in my apartment looking at all the pieces that we've taken 4 hours to get into an acceptable layout and my friend corks her head and says "you know, this is a swastika?"
woops.

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I wouldn't brand him a nazi psycho killer just yet. Crazy though it may seem, I would talk to him and ask if he's doing ok.
If that fails pack yourself in a jar of rice to sleep. Who would look for you there? And as an added bonus you'll be nice and dry when you wake.

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torque wrote:
Veglicious wrote:
Maybe he was trying to make that Buddhist symbol?

no lie, the first quilt i ever made i was not really doing well and i had a more experienced friend come to help me lay out the pieces, we're standing in my apartment looking at all the pieces that we've taken 4 hours to get into an acceptable layout and my friend corks her head and says "you know, this is a swastika?"
woops.

I would find this story funny, but I'm too busy laughing at how the filter won't let your friend cork her head!

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