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 Post subject: Fake Canadian candy!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:04 pm 
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(Please note: The following post features stereotypes about Canadians.)

Know what's hilarious? Making up Canadian versions of famous candy.

No, really.

For instance:

Now & Subsequentlies
Snackers
Michael & Isaacs

See?

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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:42 pm 
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No, see, now you're supposed to add your own examples!

And then we all laugh and laugh!

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Sweet and Tart Candies

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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
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Mooseketeer Bars
Elky Ways

You can snack on them while reading Stephen Harper's Bazaar!

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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:35 pm 
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You people are terrible at making fun of Canadians.

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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:38 am 
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Maybe I don't know enough Canadians, but I'll give it a shot:


Almond Pleasant-enough
Caribou Chew
Chocolate Loonie


Ok, this is hard. Damn you Canada! How can you be so funny yet so hard to make fun of?

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Mounty Way... Okay that's all I got.

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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
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It would help if I knew the original name of the candies you were referring to, but even still, you guys can do better than that! Come on, hit me with your best shot.

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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
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I'm confused...

mike and ikes are still mike and ikes here.
The only differences would be smarties vs rockets
and then candian smarties which are like tastier m&ms.

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Milk-eh Way


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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
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celyn wrote:
Milk-eh Way


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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
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B_A_D wrote:
I'm confused...

mike and ikes are still mike and ikes here.
The only differences would be smarties vs rockets
and then candian smarties which are like tastier m&ms.

Smarties are better than m&ms.

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 Post subject: Re: Fake Canadian candy!
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Um...

Requited Ranchers
Quaint-Kat
Minor-League Chew

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