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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:41 am 
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The boy often has this problem, but he delivers sammiches by bike for a living and will wear the same pair of jeans for a week straight. So it's mostly the biking that does it. He sends his jeans out to get patched once. If they get another hole after that he usually throws them away. But not always.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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Ive patched before if the rest of the leg is good and they are comfy jeans.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:02 am 
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$60 is "cheap"?!


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electric_claire wrote:
Clearly the answer is you should move to a colder climate.

Chicago is a good place to test this theory out.
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$60 is "cheap"?!

Yes, compared to $250 it is. Usually Gap jeans last a long time, too, for the $60 price tag.

... but maybe I just have too many pairs of jeans/jeggings that I wear for them to get crotch holes.


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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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Duct Tape, a crusty loincloth, or a studded cod piece.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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Meggs wrote:
electric_claire wrote:
Clearly the answer is you should move to a colder climate.

Chicago is a good place to test this theory out.
fupapack wrote:
$60 is "cheap"?!

Yes, compared to $250 it is. Usually Gap jeans last a long time, too, for the $60 price tag.

... but maybe I just have too many pairs of jeans/jeggings that I wear for them to get crotch holes.

Cheap jeans are $10 aeropostale clearance jeans-and I am crying because they make my butt look amazing. I sort of think the only thing to fix this is squats- or squats cause them-IDK but pretty much all of my work pants and favorite jeans fall apart at the seams near the crotch.
The only pair of jeans I owned from 8th grade until I graduated high school were from the Gap. They never got crotch holes but the bum ripped out of them on stage during a dance competition. They were $60 back then(20 years ago) so I am guessing $60 is now a super sale/clearance price.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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My favourite jeans of all time has an asparagus hole. Ew what. Just sayin' I feel yo pain. Maybe distress them so there are lots more holes, and will therefore look intentional or fashionable or sumthin'.


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My favourite jeans of all time has an asparagus hole. Ew what. Just sayin' I feel yo pain. Maybe distress them so there are lots more holes, and will therefore look intentional or fashionable or sumthin'.


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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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Exactly!!! 1 hole = gross, infinite holes = clASSy.


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birdsonawire wrote:
I get holes in the crotch/thigh area of my jeans too, and I usually bring them in to the tailor to get them patched. I've gotten holes in both cheap jeans ($60 from the Gap) and expensive jeans ($250 designer jeans), so I think it's just the fact that there's so much friction in the crotch/thigh area that creates holes.


Dang. Your cheap jeans are my expensive jeans, and your expensive jeans are like half my rent.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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Abelskiver wrote:
Exactly!!! 1 hole = gross, infinite holes = clASSy.

At first I read this as gassy.


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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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Abelskiver wrote:
Exactly!!! 1 hole = gross, infinite holes = clASSy.


I think we can see all giselle's holes with that one.


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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:37 pm 
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I've never kept jeans long enough until a hole has ripped at the crotch. I'm assuming it forms because it's a stress point?

I gain and lose weight so much that I usually donate and buy new ones before that ever happens!

Currently all I wear are skinny jeans and jeggings and I would like to think those are immune to crotch holes as they're all spandexy!


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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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I've never had to get rid of jeans for any other reason than crotch holes. I think I've been the same size my entire life and am really oblivious to current trends. So my acid wash high waisteds have been doing me well since 1995.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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I have dark blue fabric for patching crotch holes in jeans this is its only purpose.
I have fat thighs that rub together. I usually patch once, and that lasts me a couple months. I throw them out after I get holes in the patches.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:32 pm 
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I don't patch, I just keep wearing them until the fabric is so thin that I worry my pants might rip if I make any sudden movements. Then it's time for some new jeans.

I just bought some jeans from the Gap on clearance for $28 and still felt like I was paying too much. What can I say, I am cheap.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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You guys are cracking me up. And Giselle's asparagus... damn! How does one get an asparagus like that?


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Mushrooni wrote:
I've never kept jeans long enough until a hole has ripped at the crotch. I'm assuming it forms because it's a stress point?

I gain and lose weight so much that I usually donate and buy new ones before that ever happens!

Currently all I wear are skinny jeans and jeggings and I would like to think those are immune to crotch holes as they're all spandexy!

I feel like the more spandex the quicker they get holes.
I'm the opposite. I never throw any thing away in case I lose or gain weight back. Then I end up an out of style fatty.

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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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birdsonawire wrote:
I get holes in the crotch/thigh area of my jeans too, and I usually bring them in to the tailor to get them patched. I've gotten holes in both cheap jeans ($60 from the Gap) and expensive jeans ($250 designer jeans), so I think it's just the fact that there's so much friction in the crotch/thigh area that creates holes.

I have a bag in my garage of 10 jeans that range from gap to citizens that all have holes from my thighs. I dont even think its that theyre huge, I think its how I walk! This is also why wearing skirts doesnt work for me. I need to see a tailor.


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 Post subject: Re: When you get holes in the crotch of your jeans.....
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Fee wrote:
.... So my acid wash high waisteds have been doing me well since 1995.


Nice!


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I don't patch, I just keep wearing them until the fabric is so thin that I worry my pants might rip if I make any sudden movements. Then it's time for some new jeans.


This is where I am with my favorite pair. Before I put them on I peer inside and see how much light is coming through the thin spots. I've pretty much decided that I will still wear them, but not if I'm going to be out of the house for very long!

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You guys are cracking me up. And Giselle's asparagus... damn! How does one get an asparagus like that?


Airbrushing? That's what I'm telling myself anyway.

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I get worn spots along the seams on the inside thigh of my jeans long before it's time to throw them out. I usually reinforce the worn spot with an iron-on patch applied to the inside of the leg. The same method would probably work for crotch holes.

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Crotch holes suck. I usually just wear them until the hole gets too big, then stop wearing them/eventually get rid of them. I've made cutoff shorts before- but they are very short shorts. I mostly buy second-hand jeans anyway, so it's not a huge deal, but it's always frustrating to lose a well-fitting pair of jeans.

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Fee wrote:
Do you just leave it like that forever? Do you throw them out? Do you patch them up?

I throw them out, once I was trying my sewing skills and somehow I couldn't moved my leg after...
But I hate buying jeans I just bought two days ago another pair from TopShop in the same color as I have one from Cheap Monday and in the same style as I already have from TS. Eh!

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