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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:20 pm 
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@pittman, i have poop dreams all the time. I have overfilled the toilet, or i am in The World's Dirtiest Toilet, or I'm on a squat toilet in a moving train, or the toilet is already overflowing. I can only conclude that my colon controls my dream life.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:28 pm 
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I used to have recurring dreams about poo. I'd be trying to find a relatively clean public toilet to use but every one I went into would have a floater or some really nasty skidmarks in it. I can't deal with other people's poo so would be wandering around for ages in my dreams and never find a toilet to use.


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Infographic on poo I thought you might like.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:49 pm 
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I poo at least 3 times a day every day. Morning before shower poo, after dinner poo (6 or 7pm) and a before bed poo (around midnight).

Sometimes I wish I could change it so I would poo at least once at work. I love the idea of getting paid to poop.

Love this thread. In my younger years my roommate and I had a poo dairy in our bathroom and had a camera in there so people could take pics of notable turds. I have to track that down. I think he still has it.


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poo dairy


Best, briefly very confusing, typo ever.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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mrsbadmouth wrote:
sftravis wrote:
poo dairy


Best, briefly very confusing, typo ever.



Ha! Oops!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I loved that poop. I wish I had a scale in the house just so that I could have weighed myself before and after that one. It was EPIC.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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ok really though....I wish I could have measured myself before and after. I wish everyone could have the poop I just had.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I'm one of those shy poopers. While I love talking about poop (even the word "poop" sounds so cute!), I don't go into much detail about my own doodoo, at least not with my boyfriend. I'm such a speedy pooper that he's told me he's never suspected that I've pooped before. But anyway, my body goes into anti-pooping lockdown mode sometimes when I have company or am visiting someone else's house. It's weird! Literally the moment I have alone time—literally—my bowels start up again and I have to rush to the bathroom. I don't even hold my poop in, because obviously it's healthier not to and it comes out smoother and easier when my body tells me it's ready.

Also, I am usually a 4 on the Bristol scale and I usually go once a day, twice if I've eaten healthy, fiber-rich food, but when I take iron supplements sometimes it makes me constipated. :(

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I can't poop! I HATE the medication I am on... I'm dying! I took a non-stimulant laxative twice yesterday. I was able to make one good poop after the first pill, but nothing since. It so annoying to have pharmacists tell you to eat fiber (or take metamucil) and drink plenty of water, even after you tell them that you know that's not the problem. I am glad doctors are able to put everything off on magic pills that tend to have side-effects that suck more than the original problem and then take the weekend off so I have no one to call when I'm freaking out because I haven't been able to leave a decent shiitake in a week! Tomorrow they will feel my wrath!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I sorta do that with my bidet

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Looks like Elmo?

I need a bloody toilet that can handle my vegan poops. Seriously, I can't tell you how many times the thing has overflowed after I took a crepe. Does anyone else have this problem?


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It says the average person produces 9,000 lbs of poo in their life . . . how much do you think we produce?


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I had an interesting poo today and my first thought was "I'll go tell the PPK!".

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I had to do a stool sample today. Which meant...putting saran wrap on the bowl then pooping into it and scooping the poop into a jar with a tiny spoon! It was so gross and so funny!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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j-dub wrote:
I had to do a stool sample today. Which meant...putting saran wrap on the bowl then pooping into it and scooping the poop into a jar with a tiny spoon! It was so gross and so funny!


I've had to do that before. It's kind of fun.

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starrynight87 wrote:
Pi_Face wrote:

It says the average person produces 9,000 lbs of poo in their life . . . how much do you think we produce?


MORE. At least, I feel like I poop way more now that I'm vegan than I ever did when I wasn't. I'm also way more curious about what my body doesn't digest. Or how it reacts to certain foods. Like beets. They are delicious, but they are somewhat painful in the end. (harhar)

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I just pooped a shiitake.

No, like, an actual mushroom!

I just ate soup with shiitake mushrooms in it, and then I took a...um, a poop...and I took a look in the bowl just before I flushed and an entire freaking mushroom had floated up to the top of the bowl.

SURREAALLLLLL.

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I just pooped a shiitake.

No, like, an actual mushroom!

I just ate soup with shiitake mushrooms in it, and then I took a...um, a poop...and I took a look in the bowl just before I flushed and an entire freaking mushroom had floated up to the top of the bowl.

SURREAALLLLLL.


I feel the need to ask if the soup was so good you didn't chew or if you're just a non-chewer!

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@pittman, i have poop dreams all the time. I have overfilled the toilet, or i am in The World's Dirtiest Toilet, or I'm on a squat toilet in a moving train, or the toilet is already overflowing. I can only conclude that my colon controls my dream life.


you took that train too? i had to do that in Romania, not my favorite even though i am a big fan of the squat, the upward breeze just doesn't make it better.


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missdelaney wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I just pooped a shiitake.

No, like, an actual mushroom!

I just ate soup with shiitake mushrooms in it, and then I took a...um, a poop...and I took a look in the bowl just before I flushed and an entire freaking mushroom had floated up to the top of the bowl.

SURREAALLLLLL.


I feel the need to ask if the soup was so good you didn't chew or if you're just a non-chewer!


Either I must have chewed inadequately, or it reconstituted itself on the way down!

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Out of curiousity....has anyone here tried or considered sTMS (repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation)?

I know a couple folks who have had ECT (electroconvulsive therapy) and while they generally have had a positive experience the memory loss possibility (or more so, probability) terrifies me.

I have trouble with medications.....the side effects, the rigid, complicated schedule, and this may sound odd.....but every time I take them I flashback to my last OD and literally get a bit nauseous. I'm on high doses and my liver has shown damage from both the ODs and consistent high doses of these medications.

Any treatment that involves forking with the brain is really scary.....but I know without it I can't survive.

What do you guys think?

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Rowan wrote:
Out of curiousity....has anyone here tried or considered sTMS (repetitive transcranial magnetic stimulation)?

I know a couple folks who have had ECT (electroconvulsive therapy) and while they generally have had a positive experience the memory loss possibility (or more so, probability) terrifies me.

I have trouble with medications.....the side effects, the rigid, complicated schedule, and this may sound odd.....but every time I take them I flashback to my last OD and literally get a bit nauseous. I'm on high doses and my liver has shown damage from both the ODs and consistent high doses of these medications.

Any treatment that involves forking with the brain is really scary.....but I know without it I can't survive.

What do you guys think?


Did you mean to post this in the depression thread? this is the poop thread. That might be why no one's replied. Or is this actually about poop somehow that I'm missing? ;-)

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