bisque about your period

fupapack · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:21 am

I am having the cramps from forking hell. I am also not home and am also having concurrent asparagus pee. I had my cup in a ziploc in my carry on so I could pop it in when I needed it. Got off the plane used the loo, immediately got my period, realized I lost my cup, ran back to the plane - that was still there, found my cup and of course curious crew members are all like what did you lose!

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:46 pm

Started my period today and kind of totally forgot it was gonna happen (it always happens on Thursday, I'm regular since I take the pill). When I remembered, I ran to the bathroom armed with a tampon. I use the kind that doesn't have a wasteful applicator. Lo and behold, blood. So I insert the thing which takes a bit of putting fingers up there and in the process it makes this awful, loud GLORP sound because there was so much blood. Ugghhh.

vegetable_assassin · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:34 pm

I think I'm getting my period but its hard to tell since I haven't stopped spotting since the last one. But now theres cramps and more blood, so yea. ;-(

appifanie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:37 am

the last one was 5 days late and this one is 5 days early and i have to leave the house today and i am so bloated and i feel fat and icky and gross. is it acceptable to wear yoga pants everywhere while one has their period? i think i'm going to change into yoga pants. but they're 3/4 length pants and it's going to be HOT out. WAA WAA WAA.

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:25 pm

i can feel my uterus waking up. i suddenly feel very bloated, and all i want to eat is chocolate cake.
thank fork tomorrow is friday.

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:39 pm

so i made a cake. chocolate cake. with chocolate icing.
i am drinking water and raspberry tea, eating chocolate cake like a mother hubbard.
i should be writing a paper but i reeeeally have no interest in it. so i went for a walk and now i'm about to get ready for bed. i mean...i've chosen my topic and written a few sentences for the paper...so...i made progress tonight

appifanie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:28 am

chocolate cake! i made a mug blueberry muffin -- cake would have been better.

cramping like crazy.

Disappearing Ink · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:50 am

Pain. Stabby pain.

And, I think I ate about half my body weight in junk food yesterday. Good times.

pistachiorose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:01 am

More pms than period issues, but the combination of feeling fat/insatiable hunger for junk food (hello french fries) made me realize what time is coming up. Of course, now that I'm expecting it, it will problem be at least a week late. mother forking period.

appifanie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:22 pm

Disappearing Ink wrote:

Pain. Stabby pain.

And, I think I ate about half my body weight in junk food yesterday. Good times.

yes, this.

Whimbrella · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:51 pm

I think I offended an old lady with my period yesterday. I went to the bathroom in a shopping centre because I felt like my cup was leaking. I sorted it out, flushed, and walked out of the stall without looking back. There was a lady waiting to use the toilet next, and she moved to go in my stall but something made her stop, and she decided not to go in after all. I could see the horrified look on her face in the mirror as I washed my hands.
I don't know what I left in there, but it sure is embarrassing if the next person is too grossed out to use the toilet after you.

appifanie · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:43 am

whoops! that'd be embarassing. i always check - i have toilet paranoia.

also, ow.

Allison, not Alison · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:53 am

appifanie wrote:

whoops! that'd be embarassing. i always check - i have toilet paranoia.

also, ow.

Me too! Even when I don't have my period.

I have been on the pill for almost two years and I am having some health issues so I want to see if going off it helps. I am concerned about getting a real period again since the pill reduced my period to one to two days of spotting per month. It will be weird to have to buy tampons or whatnot.

kara kara · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:46 pm

Last month, I basically spotted for two weeks. This month, I didn't even have enough to fill one cup, and it only lasted a day and a half. If I were at home, I'd take a pregnancy test, but I'm on vacation and can't emotionally deal with possibility that it might be positive til I'm home. Plus, I had an abnormal pap a while ago, so I'm all paranoid that something up there is wrong-wrong if I'm not preggo. Ugh. I just want to go home.

appifanie · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:51 pm

good luck kara!!

i used to cramp the day before and the first day of but lately i cram the day i get it and it fades away on the 2nd day and comes back with a vengeance on the 3rd or 4th day.

j-dub · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:18 pm

This the opposite of a complaint, actually...the period that wouldn't end finally ended!! After 5 weeks and 6 days of bleeding I've now been blood free for two days. Hurray!! (Oh please oh please don't let this be some forked up uterine trick.)

j-dub · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:54 pm

j-dub wrote:

This the opposite of a complaint, actually...the period that wouldn't end finally ended!! After 5 weeks and 6 days of bleeding I've now been blood free for two days. Hurray!! (Oh please oh please don't let this be some forked up uterine trick.)

Oh COME ON! I just went to the bathroom, half an hour after posting this, and was spotting! Cruel, cruel joke.

kara kara · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:58 pm

kara kara wrote:

Last month, I basically spotted for two weeks. This month, I didn't even have enough to fill one cup, and it only lasted a day and a half. If I were at home, I'd take a pregnancy test, but I'm on vacation and can't emotionally deal with possibility that it might be positive til I'm home. Plus, I had an abnormal pap a while ago, so I'm all paranoid that something up there is wrong-wrong if I'm not preggo. Ugh. I just want to go home.

THANK UTERUS. I'm now on my forking period. *relief* What up, 41 day cycle?

pistachiorose · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:34 am

The pms has now progressed into irritability and especially bad skin, but no sign of the period itself yet. Late. If it shows up next week when I'm taking an overnight bus, I'm going to be PISSED. And it probably will, because my uterus hates me.

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:03 pm

fork fork fork! this pain is unbearable!!!!!!!! i am tears because it hurts so bad...i'm trying to write a paper and now i can't concentrate on it....at least my yeast infection is gone, and i'd rather this than that...but fuckkafsdjfisjdriosaj
fork

:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
taking cramp bark and drinking raspberry leaf tea, i have a heating pad on me....please...relief...come to me

fisticuffs · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:11 am

I suddenly got REALLY emotional. Oh hell no, my last period just ended 2 weeks ago! Stay away a bit longer, okay? <3

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:28 am

so...today is day 2...and i'm just waiting for the cramps to forking kick in...and i'm getting my back tattooed today haha yaaaay

-_-

sarahnorine · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:49 pm

TMI under the spoiler clicky. I warned you.

Spoiler: show

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:35 pm

sarahnorine wrote:

TMI under the spoiler clicky. I warned you.

Spoiler: show

i've never dropped it, but a couple of times i've been washing it, reaching over to the sink from the toilet, and like...it splashes everywhere.

baps · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:02 am

j-dub wrote:

This the opposite of a complaint, actually...the period that wouldn't end finally ended!! After 5 weeks and 6 days of bleeding I've now been blood free for two days. Hurray!! (Oh please oh please don't let this be some forked up uterine trick.)

Oh COME ON! I just went to the bathroom, half an hour after posting this, and was spotting! Cruel, cruel joke.

j-dub are you on a single hormone bc pill or combined?

I ask because my friend can't take the combined pill so they put her on the single hormone pill (progesterone only I think) and she basically had her period all the time, even if it was just a bit of spotting, for 3 months. So she came off it and is now on the injection and she doesn't have a period at all now!

I am in a really foul mood today. I am tired because I was away for work all weekend working long hours and can't take a day off. Also, I have my period because I am a complete donut and I left my pill at home when I went away, so it is here a week early. It hurts and I don’t want to be at work. I want chocolate and bed.

I'm glad I'm not onsite anymore, because if some well meaning stand builder man were to crack a lame joke at me today I might punch them!

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