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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:09 am 
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"Insert gross squash pic"

the seeds were starting to sprout & they had nowhere to go so it got moldy.


That's the explanation! I don't know if it helps you guys, but for me the picture has become a lot less gross with unterstanding that I am not looking at some kind of alien insect infestation.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:49 pm 
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couroupita, those photos make me so sad! I used to be a terrible cook and when I was about 16 I made the first passable cake I'd ever made (a fancy-pants German apple cake!), and my mum dropped it carrying it across the kitchen. I haven't let her forget it- either has my brother, mainly because he still bursts into hysterical laughter thinking about it.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:14 am 
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I'm not sure if I trump most of these pictures in this group...but you have to admit, these hash browns look a little disgusting:


I have to admit it made my stomach turn. Then I pretended it looked like oatmeal and everything returned to normal.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:34 pm 
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you people. you're the real heroes here. there is clearly something wrong with all of us. i can't look away.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:37 pm 
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How in Jebus' name did i miss this thread!!!

My favorites (if you can call them 'favorites' they make me wanna gag)

Squash (so scary, zombie squash. I bet if you ate it you would become a zombie)

Poop juice that someone is drinking, and the banana vodka.

the cakes that look like they are covered with semen

the kitchen sink hummus with the 'poop' in it. That one made me L O L for real.

Oh and its not gross, but the penis bread is awesome. you should have taken a picture of you eating it.

Congrats to everyone who posted a pic. It is easy to make meat and cheese look gross, but making VEGAN food look like this is a true accomplishment.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:50 pm 
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my sister and i ATTEMPTED to make chocolate covered popcorn to give as christmas gifts. while it was delicious, it looked like sloppy poops all over popcorn and never hardened properly.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:17 am 
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my sister and i ATTEMPTED to make chocolate covered popcorn to give as christmas gifts. while it was delicious, it looked like sloppy poops all over popcorn and never hardened properly.


duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. WINNING.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:49 pm 
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starrynight87 wrote:
Two summers ago, when I spent my summer in Iowa, there was this one restaurant that served a burger with peanut butter. Everyone raved about it. Those mustards even tried to talk me into trying it.

So anyway, yeah, I guess that's a thing.



Where was this at?

I cannot for the life of me remember the name of this place, but if I heard it, I'd know it in a second. It was a sports bar in Decorah.


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It's overnight oats made with raw oat groats, almond milk, dried coconut, bananas, chia and flax seeds, and cinnamon. It was good, but it turns out that my stomach can't do raw oat groats no matter how long I soak them, so I'll stick to the regular rolled ones. Also, no more photos of them! :)

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:36 am 
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Norelle, I am laughing so hard at that popcorn!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:35 pm 
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Norelle, I am laughing so hard at that popcorn!



if you like that, you may like this shot with my beautiful sister :)

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Poo vomit.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:23 am 
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Poo vomit.


Poomit? Vompoo?

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Poo vomit.


Poomit? Vompoo?

Vomshiitake? Works much better sans filter.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:10 pm 
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I thought it was a brain.

Me too. I am laughing so, so hard at the gross.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:04 pm 
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Norelle wrote:
mixmaster_mo wrote:
Norelle, I am laughing so hard at that popcorn!



if you like that, you may like this shot with my beautiful sister :)

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Hahaha, what an awesome picture!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:07 pm 
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Okay here`s a recent failure due to some cheap, and I say CHEAP, whole wheat pitas I bought to use for my chilli mix. As I tried to lift my pita from the plate it just... disintegrated. Not only did it not hold together at all but it eventually turned to a gooey mush that was highly unappetizing. I ended up throwing it back into my plate a couple of times, only to try to pick it back up every time and try to eat it because I hate wasting food... But Damn! The picture doesn`t even look as bad as it really was.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:19 pm 
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1stNo wrote:
This may not count since I didn't cook it, but I once opened up a spaghetti squash and found this:

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I never figured out what this was. Maybe it was just rotten, but it seemed waaaay too gross.

Seriously gross![/quote]

I'm going back through the old posts and this one made me laugh so hard that I'm about to pee all over my seat. I guess gross stuff makes me laugh.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:06 am 
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1stNo wrote:
This may not count since I didn't cook it, but I once opened up a spaghetti squash and found this:

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I never figured out what this was. Maybe it was just rotten, but it seemed waaaay too gross.

Seriously gross!


I'm going back through the old posts and this one made me laugh so hard that I'm about to pee all over my seat. I guess gross stuff makes me laugh.[/quote]


Cooooooooooool!!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:13 am 
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I had a total pancake fail the other day. Me and my friend were supposed to have breakfast together, and I was going to bake pancakes. She forgot to buy all purpose flour and baking powder, so we were trying to make the recipe work with whole wheat and baking soda. And I decided to add some blueberries. We ended up with the most disturbing blue "batter". (Looked more like smurf cement to us.)

First of all, the smurf cement itself.
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Instead of pancakes, we ended up with burned blobs, which refused to dry on top so we couldn't flip them. This was the entire pile of them. In real life it looked even more like a botched liposuction than this pic can convey.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:34 am 
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Oh wow.

I think the trick wtih blueberry pancakes is to drop the blueberries in halfway through cooking, no?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:18 pm 
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I just love this thread so much.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:40 pm 
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Oh wow.

I think the trick wtih blueberry pancakes is to drop the blueberries in halfway through cooking, no?


I've always mixed them in at the end of mixing the batter and they held together fine, fresh or frozen. Maybe if your blueberries are mushy?


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