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Master Olaf-Os. The most uplifting breakfast one can have.

if the company provides free/ complementary dairy milk in the fridge...and people are drinking your soy, why not ask the management to provide soy as well? clearly there is a demand for it. the more people not drinking cow juice, the better !

That's a good idea that I will never do anything about.

lol. i say use previous given ideas to get people to stop drinking YOUR soymilk, but also ask management to provide, so people stop drinking YOUR soymilk. i hear ya though...sometimes stuff is too much hassle lol

Boy Milk.


ps ew.

Koi Milk.
Goy Milk.
Helen of Troy Milk.

Other things that rhyme with soy milk.

Alloy Milk

Poi Milk. Yum.

soy silk

Oy-Milk. Made of oysters. For all us oystrovegans.

annoy milk?
hoi polloi milk?
astroboy milk?

and of course
Joy milk (but don't the people who brought us the Vegg hold the TM on that name?)

I am so glad this thread exists. Holy crepe did my day just get better.

Milk Bandit! I almost peed myself laughing over that, I don't know why.

Communal refrigerators stink. I started taking one of those thermal lunch bags with a cold-pack in it because I got tired of a) there never being room in the frig for my lunch and b) people nabbing my tasty food if I managed to tetris my lunch in there somehow or other.

You could do what the one crusty curmudgeony old dude in my office did when somebody nabbed his diet coke. He fished the can out of the trash using a pencil in the opening and then took it into our office manager's office demanding it be fingerprinted to determine who the dirty diet coke thief was. Considering that happened in the days before we all had to be fingerprinted to work there, I'm not sure what they'd have used to compare the fingerprints on the can to, but why worry about silly details like that when there's a diet coke bandit about.

Incontinence would be my best guess!

Mmmm, oy-milk. Made from real soy-fed oysters. Soysters!

That would explain things. Many many things...

And Soysters! Yes!

Goy milk (now with 50% more shiksa)

Just call it tofu milk and they'll never touch it.

sweethotdamn. I love Peep Show.

Interesting aside: I was teaching some Yiddish words to someone from Korea, and when I got to shiksa, she said "Shiksa is Korean for meal!"

My first thought was about how that totally ruins the joke in the deprogramming scene from Sleeper.

Ok, not so interesting aside.

Nimoy Milk!

My boss is keeping a (whole) dead animal in a garbage bag in our freezer.

I win?

Our work fridge has a costco-sized package of sausages that has been in there, opened, for at least 6 months. It's not a whole animal, but I bet there are a whole bunch of little animals growing in there by now.

just put a sticky on it saying "I spit in this"

SIGNING a RENTAL lease agreement, at the house that we LOVE from the FORKING SEXY FORK of a landlord.