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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:43 pm 
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if the company provides free/ complementary dairy milk in the fridge...and people are drinking your soy, why not ask the management to provide soy as well? clearly there is a demand for it. the more people not drinking cow juice, the better !


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:47 pm 
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That's a good idea that I will never do anything about.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:54 pm 
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lol. i say use previous given ideas to get people to stop drinking YOUR soymilk, but also ask management to provide, so people stop drinking YOUR soymilk. i hear ya though...sometimes stuff is too much hassle lol


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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:24 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:25 pm 
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Koi Milk.
Goy Milk.
Helen of Troy Milk.

Other things that rhyme with soy milk.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:02 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:15 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:16 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:17 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:43 pm 
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annoy milk?
hoi polloi milk?
astroboy milk?

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Joy milk (but don't the people who brought us the Vegg hold the TM on that name?)

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:51 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:38 pm 
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Milk Bandit! I almost peed myself laughing over that, I don't know why.

Communal refrigerators stink. I started taking one of those thermal lunch bags with a cold-pack in it because I got tired of a) there never being room in the frig for my lunch and b) people nabbing my tasty food if I managed to tetris my lunch in there somehow or other.

You could do what the one crusty curmudgeony old dude in my office did when somebody nabbed his diet coke. He fished the can out of the trash using a pencil in the opening and then took it into our office manager's office demanding it be fingerprinted to determine who the dirty diet coke thief was. Considering that happened in the days before we all had to be fingerprinted to work there, I'm not sure what they'd have used to compare the fingerprints on the can to, but why worry about silly details like that when there's a diet coke bandit about.


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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:17 pm 
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Lil_Witch_Kitty wrote:
I almost peed myself laughing over that, I don't know why.


Incontinence would be my best guess!

Mmmm, oy-milk. Made from real soy-fed oysters. Soysters!

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:26 pm 
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paprikapapaya wrote:
Incontinence would be my best guess!


That would explain things. Many many things...

And Soysters! Yes!


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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:39 pm 
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Just call it tofu milk and they'll never touch it.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:51 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:53 pm 
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Interesting aside: I was teaching some Yiddish words to someone from Korea, and when I got to shiksa, she said "Shiksa is Korean for meal!"

My first thought was about how that totally ruins the joke in the deprogramming scene from Sleeper.

Ok, not so interesting aside.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:16 pm 
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Communal refrigerators stink.



My boss is keeping a (whole) dead animal in a garbage bag in our freezer.

I win?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:35 pm 
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Our work fridge has a costco-sized package of sausages that has been in there, opened, for at least 6 months. It's not a whole animal, but I bet there are a whole bunch of little animals growing in there by now.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:37 pm 
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just put a sticky on it saying "I spit in this"

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