A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

I don't think I'll ever have sex again, I was out with friends last night and the specimens within my age group were O.O *shudders*

I did find myself attracted to one guy (first since splitting with my ex 6mths ago) but I'm so old I've lost the ability to tell people's ages so he could well have been 10 years younger, which wouldn't suit me. He did spend a lot of time looking in my direction but my eyes are so old I couldn't see if he was looking at me or one of the (many!) scantily clad young fillies around me. Every time I had to walk past him I just kept my head down, because apparently a 13yr relationship has rendered me incapable of social aptitude.

B_A_D · **Posted:** Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:44 pm

I am suffering from serious makeout withdrawl.

B_A_D · **Posted:** Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:50 pm

hoveringdog wrote:

Adam Crisis wrote:

actually the two times ive been in Olympia I always felt that I might be able to score a lot of poontang if I lived there, college town and all

Yeah, if I weren't too old and washed up for college women. I suspect a bigger city might have more single thirty-somethings, at least that seems to be true from browsing OkCupid.

Popular opinion polls have you listed as the prime candidate for college/university women.

thedreamofhorses · **Posted:** Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:41 pm

I wasn't going steady, but there were some usual suspects... but now I'm in a new city and hardly know a soul. I find myself drawing a lot of naked people in my spare time. hmmm.

thisheregiraffe · **Posted:** Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:58 pm

B_A_D wrote:

I am suffering from serious makeout withdrawl.

Same here. sup bb caykez?!1

B_A_D · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:04 am

thisheregiraffe wrote:

B_A_D wrote:

I am suffering from serious makeout withdrawl.

Same here. sup bb caykez?!1

not much, how you doing?

thisheregiraffe · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:16 am

B_A_D wrote:

not much, how you doing?

Fantastic, other than my neighbor yelling "PUTA MADRE" every few minutes. He never stops.

B_A_D · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:44 pm

thisheregiraffe wrote:

B_A_D wrote:

not much, how you doing?

Fantastic, other than my neighbor yelling "PUTA MADRE" every few minutes. He never stops.

how odd..

B_A_D · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:08 pm

There has got to be something that is like the anti-viagra and will kill sex drives right? right?

tinglepants! · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:45 pm

B_A_D wrote:

There has got to be something that is like the anti-viagra and will kill sex drives right? right?

Prozac.

waxwolf · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:41 pm **Posts:** 231

tinglepants! wrote:

B_A_D wrote:

There has got to be something that is like the anti-viagra and will kill sex drives right? right?

Prozac.

Or Zoloft. Whichever.

B_A_D · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:33 pm

interesting.

Chipmunk · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:03 pm

Some hormonal contraception (for some people)?

My special friend, whom I haven't seen in seven months (not counting skype), lives in another country. What the hell was I thinking?

B_A_D · **Posted:** Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:09 pm

Chipmunk wrote:

Some hormonal contraception (for some people)?

My special friend, whom I haven't seen in seven months (not counting skype), lives in another country. What the hell was I thinking?

I am thinking the same same thing.

Fee · **Posted:** Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:34 pm

I really just want someone to touch my boobs.

90% for sexual pleasure
10% to tell me if this bump is normal

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:06 pm

I haven't shaved my legs in an extraordinarily long time. Like, since it got cold enough to wear pants every day.
This is terrible.
I want to make out with every single person I see.

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

fabulous_muscles wrote:

I'd like someone to stick it in, please. Thanks.

This is somewhat ambiguous.

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:06 pm

holyforkingchrist
all of a sudden i need to fuuuuck haha
no really. i was sitting here minding my own business (browsing ppk ) then all of a sudden OMG LET'S fork and now i'm pissed off that my date was postponed
>:[

thisheregiraffe · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:33 pm

All I have to say is... the sex dreams need to stop or something bad will happen.

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:37 pm

good thing i have a BFF waiting for me in my nightstand.

thisheregiraffe · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:12 am

semiautomatic wrote:

good thing i have a BFF waiting for me in my nightstand.

HAhaha. It's been 3 years since my last "bff" but I don't even know where to start looking for one.

Fee · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:17 am

I've been dreamin about sex like crazy. Like at least three times a week. I don't think I ever had a sex dream before this year.

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:44 am

thisheregiraffe wrote:

semiautomatic wrote:

good thing i have a BFF waiting for me in my nightstand.

HAhaha. It's been 3 years since my last "bff" but I don't even know where to start looking for one.

i got mine at a women-positive worker's co-op in toronto called "come as you are." i think you can order online from them...but i'm sure you can find a good store near you. or you could rummage through some cupboards/drawers/crispers in your room/bathroom/fridge. haha.

sex with vegetables, vegan as fork!

ha. fork.

thisheregiraffe · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:53 am

semiautomatic wrote:

sex with vegetables, vegan as fork!

sigged, thank you very much!

semiautomatic · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:00 am

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