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SIGNING a RENTAL lease agreement, at the house that we LOVE from the FORKING SEXY FORK of a landlord.

I used to bring the little single serving packs when I worked in an office. I always worried more about people I worked with spitting, ensemenating, coughing, drinking from or otherwise molesting my soy milk more than them using it for consumption purposes.

Milk Bandit! I almost peed myself laughing over that, I don't know why.

Communal refrigerators stink. I started taking one of those thermal lunch bags with a cold-pack in it because I got tired of a) there never being room in the frig for my lunch and b) people nabbing my tasty food if I managed to tetris my lunch in there somehow or other.

You could do what the one crusty curmudgeony old dude in my office did when somebody nabbed his diet coke. He fished the can out of the trash using a pencil in the opening and then took it into our office manager's office demanding it be fingerprinted to determine who the dirty diet coke thief was. Considering that happened in the days before we all had to be fingerprinted to work there, I'm not sure what they'd have used to compare the fingerprints on the can to, but why worry about silly details like that when there's a diet coke bandit about.

Edit: @ jerusha: I can so relate! I once (once! I'm never doing that again!!) tried taking a sip from an opened carton of Alpro custard (that was mine, but I hadn't really been keeping track of how long it had been open in the fridge)... and got a mouth/lungful of mold spores. Eeeeeeeeew! :-((((

Once, a fridge disappeared. With my soy milk in it. :(

just put a sticky on it saying "I came in this"

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SIGNING a RENTAL lease agreement, at the house that we LOVE from the FORKING SEXY FORK of a landlord.

I was assuming it was a coded message. Like, if you reorder the capital letters or something.

But all I can come up with is FRANK LOVE, IGNORING SOY TREK FLING

People at my work have defiled the toaster by putting all sorts of shiitake in there along with their bread. Like I recently caught a co-worker trying to make a toasted cheese sandwich in there. I told him that was 1) gross and 2) probably not good for the toaster, but he wasn't having it. Less than a week later the toaster shorted after someone put bread in there that was smeared with butter and honey. We had to get a new toaster and there was a very stern note hung up next to it that it was only to be used for naked bread: no butter, no honey, no cheese. Someone - neither myself nor the one other vegan working there - even wrote "vegan toaster" on there. I'm sure most people thought it was me. The sign is gone now, and I have very little hope that people are going to keep respecting the sanctity of the new toaster.