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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:30 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:03 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:03 pm 
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I just wanted to drink some tea. I didn’t want to swallow any balls.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:51 pm 
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it's all well and good until a mole pops out of the croissant though.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:56 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:23 am 
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we missed out....seriously, we could have had unicorn pooped rainbow cupcakes!

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but it's magical poop....



....kinda like in india.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:02 am 
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I think she would have been fine... if she hadn't stuck the feather up there.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:10 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:01 pm 
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It's easier to hide the bodies if they're not wearing sneakers.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:22 am 
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