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Erika Soyf*cker
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Post subject: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute  Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:13 pm |
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| Lime and a Coconut |
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:14 pm |
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| Combs Jeff's Moustache |
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I said this on your facebook already, but I love the part where the reporter says "but his damage was more permanent." eating your beard does not cause any sort of permanent damage!
oh and also....what the fizzle?!
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:21 pm |
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| Has gasoline in her veins |
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I'm so turned on now.
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interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:24 pm |
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I thought this was weird already when I read it as 'man forced to eat his own bread'... but no, it was stranger than even that. What the hell!
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:31 pm |
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i wonder if he had to take hairball medication.
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j-dub
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:01 pm |
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This is so forking strange!
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:19 pm |
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| Keepin' It Seal |
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:26 pm |
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| Level 7 Vegan |
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Oh, drunk people and their zany ways of horsing around!
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:35 pm |
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| Heart of Vegan Marshmallow |
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There is no adequate response to this video.
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Erika Soyf*cker
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:57 pm |
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| Lime and a Coconut |
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Hardcastle McCormick
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:06 pm |
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i hope there is a blog about men eating their own beards sprinkled on cupcakes.
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:20 pm |
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Hardcastle McCormick wrote: i hope there is a blog about men eating their own beards sprinkled on cupcakes. oh my god. i wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough to keep from choking on my own vomit.
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Thessaly
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:30 pm |
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I'm intrigued by the total lack of accents in the newscasters. Apparently they only hire hoity toity people who don't have accents and don't eat their beards to work there.
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Hapax Legomenon
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:43 pm |
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Thessaly wrote: I'm intrigued by the total lack of accents in the newscasters. Apparently they only hire hoity toity people who don't have accents and don't eat their beards to work there. The report is out of Lexington, which is a city two counties over. Lawrenceburg is basically only a couple of bourbon distilleries and some people who say "nekkid."
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Kinney
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:15 pm |
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organarchy
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:20 pm |
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Sarah-Jane
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:18 pm |
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| A gift from the crasshole god. |
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That has to be the best headline ever.
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:37 pm |
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I've avoided this thread for several days, and I just can't bring myself to pass it by anymore. My curiosity finally won me over.
edit: I almost cried, this was so absurd.
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Hapax Legomenon
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:02 pm |
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organarchy wrote: I like how this is considered to be their BIG STORY. Yes, Lexington sucks that much. (I'm still bitter about the 21 years I had to spend trapped in a city that liked to think of itself as a bustling metropolis while acting like the most boring and lackluster small town ever.)
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ashley
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:45 am |
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| Has it on Blue Vinyl |
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Hapax Legomenon wrote: organarchy wrote: I like how this is considered to be their BIG STORY. Yes, Lexington sucks that much. (I'm still bitter about the 21 years I had to spend trapped in a city that liked to think of itself as a bustling metropolis while acting like the most boring and lackluster small town ever.) Hah, that does sum it up pretty well. I lived there for 7 very boring years. My dad still lives there and likes to talk about how great it is. Compared to other parts of KY, I guess he has a point.
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:57 pm |
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| The Real Hamburger Helper |
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So, Im going to fully believe this is the work of comedic geniuses in the vein of Andy Kaufman, because otherwise I will have to change my complete opinion of eugenics and the theories of Malthus...and Im already enough of an elitist already
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nickvicious
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:54 pm |
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| Heart of Vegan Marshmallow |
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I can understand using beard as a garnish, but as the main ingredient? Never.
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:56 pm |
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unsurprised wrote: i wonder if he had to take hairball medication. Hairy poop!
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smoothie
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:36 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:44 pm |
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