Post subject: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:13 pm
Lime and a Coconut
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Yup.
What really kills me about this is the guy's hat. He consciously made the decision to wear a confederate flag doggy-style cap on the nightly news. Is he single? God, I hope so.
Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:14 pm
Combs Jeff's Moustache
Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:43 pm Posts: 8538
I said this on your facebook already, but I love the part where the reporter says "but his damage was more permanent." eating your beard does not cause any sort of permanent damage!
oh and also....what the fizzle?!
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I thought this was weird already when I read it as 'man forced to eat his own bread'... but no, it was stranger than even that. What the hell!
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:57 pm
Lime and a Coconut
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:42 am Posts: 1363 Location: Smugville, CA
Dang, I thought this video was amazing but I didn't know it would break everyone's minds! Sorry about that, no hospital bills please. I have releases from all of you. I'll sue.
Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:20 pm
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Hardcastle McCormick wrote:
i hope there is a blog about men eating their own beards sprinkled on cupcakes.
oh my god. i wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough to keep from choking on my own vomit.
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I'm intrigued by the total lack of accents in the newscasters. Apparently they only hire hoity toity people who don't have accents and don't eat their beards to work there.
Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:43 pm
Waited in a line late at night for some stuff
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:14 pm Posts: 491 Location: Louisville(J-town), KY
Thessaly wrote:
I'm intrigued by the total lack of accents in the newscasters. Apparently they only hire hoity toity people who don't have accents and don't eat their beards to work there.
The report is out of Lexington, which is a city two counties over. Lawrenceburg is basically only a couple of bourbon distilleries and some people who say "nekkid."
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:37 pm
Fat Morrissey
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:08 pm Posts: 3859 Location: West Chester, PA
I've avoided this thread for several days, and I just can't bring myself to pass it by anymore. My curiosity finally won me over.
edit: I almost cried, this was so absurd.
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Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:02 pm
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organarchy wrote:
I like how this is considered to be their BIG STORY.
Yes, Lexington sucks that much. (I'm still bitter about the 21 years I had to spend trapped in a city that liked to think of itself as a bustling metropolis while acting like the most boring and lackluster small town ever.)
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I like how this is considered to be their BIG STORY.
Yes, Lexington sucks that much. (I'm still bitter about the 21 years I had to spend trapped in a city that liked to think of itself as a bustling metropolis while acting like the most boring and lackluster small town ever.)
Hah, that does sum it up pretty well. I lived there for 7 very boring years. My dad still lives there and likes to talk about how great it is. Compared to other parts of KY, I guess he has a point.
Post subject: Re: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:57 pm
The Real Hamburger Helper
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: In some dumb hotel in an equally dumb town...or in San Diego
So, Im going to fully believe this is the work of comedic geniuses in the vein of Andy Kaufman, because otherwise I will have to change my complete opinion of eugenics and the theories of Malthus...and Im already enough of an elitist already
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