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 Post subject: sporking and farts
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:01 pm 
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My girlfriend claims that, when she is sporking someone and both spooners are nekkid, she can feel the "little spoon" fart. She described the sensation as "kind of like a bubble bursting." I've never been privy to this feeling. Can anyone confirm? Are anyone's thighs this sensitive? Do I just have either insensitive thighs/crotch or the good luck to never have been farted on?


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 Post subject: Re: sporking and farts
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:07 pm 
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I've always wondered if my boyfriend farts on me while we are sporking.


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I once let rip on an ex's leg while sporking, he thought he was going to need a skin graft.


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 Post subject: Re: sporking and farts
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fezza wrote:
I once let rip on an ex's leg while sporking, he thought he was going to need a skin graft.

Hahahahaha!

The new PPK feels like home now.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:35 pm 
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fezza wrote:
I once let rip on an ex's leg while sporking, he thought he was going to need a skin graft.

Yeah, my farts would definitely be noticed at such a close range. Once, I was sitting on the couch and a friend was sitting on the opposite side of the couch and I farted a biiiig fart. My friend thought her phone was vibrating.

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fezza wrote:
I once let rip on an ex's leg while sporking, he thought he was going to need a skin graft.

Hahahahaha!

The new PPK feels like home now.


+1

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supercarrot wrote:
mixmaster_mo wrote:
fezza wrote:
I once let rip on an ex's leg while sporking, he thought he was going to need a skin graft.

Hahahahaha!

The new PPK feels like home now.


+1

Yummy!


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 Post subject: Re: sporking and farts
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I do this to my partner all the time. He feels it, but I'm not particularly potent so we just laugh and high-five.

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I'm always the little spoon, but I try my best to move if I'm going to fart. Doesn't always happen of course, but I try. I'm pretty sure he can feel them, but I've never asked because they are always loud, so he definitely knows it's happening.

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I'm so glad I opened this thread.

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Me too.


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I have not done this. As much as I sometimes enjoy subjecting others to my toxic gas in enclosed spaces, I feel like this would cross the line into outright sadism.


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Erinnerung wrote:
I do this to my partner all the time. He feels it, but I'm not particularly potent so we just laugh and high-five.

Naturally.

I couldn't quite figure out if this was a "don't fart on me" ultimatum or just light, fart-related conversation while we happened to be in bed. Since we spend roughly equal time as big and little spoons, I suppose it could also be construed as a vague threat.


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evaporar wrote:
I have not done this. As much as I sometimes enjoy subjecting others to my toxic gas in enclosed spaces, I feel like this would cross the line into outright sadism.


I'm pretty sure, in your case, it would cross the line into assault with a deadly weapon!

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This reminds me of that letter to Dan Savage about a guy farting into someone's mouth during sex. But yeah, my boyfriend knows if I fart on him and it's all good. Sometimes we laugh about it and sometimes he high-fives me if it was a particularly interesting fart.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:52 am 
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I am typically the big spoon and I get farted on all the time. I have learned to ignore it and expect it!

Sporking? Someone explain, is this another configuration I'm not in on?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:00 am 
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My partner is usually the big spoon and I have farted on him so many times in my sleep. Quite often, it's loud enough to both of us up. :( I honestly don't know why he is still with me. I can't help it though! I'm asleep!


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I have never been on the receiving end of the spoon fart, but I have been the deliverer many a time.

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It's happened to both of us since we both like to spoon each other and we both fart in our sleep.


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yeah, i've farted on the spooner. it's funniest when you're naked.

i think i've only been on the receiving end once or twice. i'm almost always the little spoon.

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evaporar wrote:
I have not done this. As much as I sometimes enjoy subjecting others to my toxic gas in enclosed spaces, I feel like this would cross the line into outright sadism.


I think you're my faaaavorite ppker I never want to meet in real life.

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catfish wrote:
This reminds me of that letter to Dan Savage about a guy farting into someone's mouth during sex. But yeah, my boyfriend knows if I fart on him and it's all good. Sometimes we laugh about it and sometimes he high-fives me if it was a particularly interesting fart.


I could have gone my whole life without reading that.


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Sporking? Someone explain, is this another configuration I'm not in on?

It's a filter for s-p-ooning...without the hyphens.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:29 am 
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GraciaKai wrote:
Sporking? Someone explain, is this another configuration I'm not in on?

It's a filter for s-p-ooning...without the hyphens.

OH! Duh Gracia, Duh.

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I don't feel anything, but I just assume I'm getting farted on.

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