Post Punk Kitchen Forum

OK I'll start.

Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who is Very Scared of Plants:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... er/1119102

I'm totally going to put googly eyes on my cactus now.

Mars I know me too!

Here's another.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

what happens after he puts the googly eyes on the grass? my video keeps crashing after that.

Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?

The Salad Bar.




What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party?

A fun-gi.

Pretty much more of the same haha. He gets scared of various plants and puts googly eyes on them.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.