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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:50 pm 
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Guys get to pee standing up, we get to massage out stubborn poops.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:03 am 
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bodhi wrote:
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There is very little space between your vagina and your anus. That's why women poop during birth!


Intelligent design, my asparagus.

Ha, yes. But even knowing that these parts are so close together, who decided to shove their fingers in to prod out a poop? Crazy!


Midwives? Proctologists? Butt sexers?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:46 am 
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So I've been having awful stomach issues, blah blah blah, but what I've noticed lately, is that when my stomach is really acting up, my poop smells like burnt rubber. Which is...alarming. Any ideas?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:37 pm 
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Re: Vagina poops- The fork have I just read?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Have you guys never noticed during a really big poop that it pushes against your vaginal wall? It's really noticeable if you have a diva cup, sometimes I worry that a big poop will push my cup out. There is very little space between your vagina and your anus. That's why women poop during birth!

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I never poop with my diva cup in or a tampon because it feels like it's pushing it out! freaks me right now.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:46 pm 
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NO!!!!! WHUTTTT!!!!


I kid you not, I saw on Reddit the other day and actually asked my mom about it...she confirmed.


Is your mom a medical professional or did you just ask her out of curiosity? Just wondering...


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I pooped in my Diva cup.

(Okay, not really. But I've been dying to use that sentence again.)

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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paprikapapaya wrote:
what? Is it for people who are constipated or are people just doing it for fun?


Generally it's for people who have pelvic floor dysfunction. I suppose some might do it for fun, though. People are entertained by the weirdest things.


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Tzippy wrote:
Is your mom a medical professional or did you just ask her out of curiosity? Just wondering...


Just out of curiosity, I don't mean to say she confirmed it for everyone! But when I told her she just sort of shrugged and said "...well yeah...I've done that before."
What a useful little quirk. I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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teddyplanet wrote:
I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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teddyplanet wrote:
I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.


Me too. I had some really bad codeine related constipation a few years back and wish I'd known about this at the time. I could've cut an hour out of my toilet time.



Almonds make lots of poo!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I've given birth to four kids (three over 9lbs) and totally messed up my vagina. I mean it still works, but I've had surgery to fix my bladder. If the wall of the vagina weakens, other organs can prolapse into it. My bladder prolapsed causing incontinence. If your rectum prolapses, then you might have to use your fingers to push it in the right place to even be able to poop. I'm so glad this wasn't my problem. Oh and I was only 35 when I had to have surgery. My doctor told me my vagina was a virgin after the surgery. I'm not sure he knows what that word means.


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I'm convinced that slimming pantyhose gave me the trots today. Those things always make me gassier than usual.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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rachell37 wrote:
I'm convinced that slimming pantyhose gave me the trots today. Those things always make me gassier than usual.


This made me snort!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:09 pm 
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8ball wrote:
teddyplanet wrote:
I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.


Me too. I had some really bad codeine related constipation a few years back and wish I'd known about this at the time. I could've cut an hour out of my toilet time.




When I was about 10 or 11, I had the widest, hardest, most stubborn poop that would not come out. I wish I had known about pushing in my vagina, I debated between calling for my mom or trying to prod it out with q-tips.

I can't decide which of those choices is less embarrassing.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Which one did you end up going with?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Thought I'd revive this thread a bit.
Been having perhaps too many toilet trips now. (totally gone in the opposite direction of my previous problem!) Everytime I go to the toilet just for a wee, my bowel will be like... "well... while were here.. might as well". And thats amounting to alot!
Also, I'm getting a little annoyed but it takes so much time, not to poop, but just to wipe. I have to wipe like 10 times with paper and maybe throw in a wet wipe or two. I need to leave with a sparkling clean anus though, none of that "....eh.. close enough" crepe.
Poor parents, I'm going through their loo roll like theres no tomorow.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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none of that "....eh.. close enough" crepe.

heh.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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joshua wrote:
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none of that "....eh.. close enough" crepe.

heh.


+1 heh.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:11 am 
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Ahem. I just wanted everyone to know that the whole pushing your poop out (if you have a vagina) thing works.

(Having been constipated for 4 days now [ate a giant platter of white pasta with white bread, something I never do, at work, and it ruined me and my sensitive system], I turned to the PPK, where I just knew I would find an answer. It hasn't alleviated the entire problem [the poop has to be down pretty low in order to...get a grip?], but once I get home from work later, I'm going to try again. Welcome back to the PPK, Allularpunk.)

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An outstanding return!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I just came in here to announce that I had a really fantastic poop just now. It was really just perfect. But now I want a stubborn one to try the vaginal pushing method.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Thanks to a probable mild allergy/high sensitivity to all the pineapple I've been eating over the past two months I've done nothing but poop lately. I kinda want to see if the thumb thing works in reverse right now.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:38 am 
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On Monday for dinner I ate some macaroni and Amy's veggie chili.

Tuesday morning I pooped three times within half an hour of getting out of bed, and not little tiny bathroomings either-- three full-sized standard poop events. It was incredible. I should have weighed myself when I got up and when I was done. Good thing I have new magazines in there...

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An outstanding return!


*curtsies*

(note to self to buy pineapple.)

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